Sunday, September 11, 2011
Mouthette Announces Greatest Hits Album for December
The resident bow freak Mouthette has just revealed that she will be releasing her first greatest hits album this December. The date and tracklisting have not been announced yet, but she has confirmed the title to be 'The Best of the Bow'. We are assuming she will try to pull out all the stops for this release, as she lost a microSD edition of her 3rd album Bow Talk to the Shopping Balloon. Also, her latest album Memoirs of a Bow Addict was only released as a standard cd.
Beugeese, Benuice and the Aflac Duck Join Forces
Benuice, the yellow cousin of Beuniece, has just announced that she will be forming a new group with Beugeese and the Aflac Duck. They have not revealed their group name or any music activities yet, but that information will be forthcoming. Whatever it is, it will involve a lot of bird calls. Speaking of which, Beugeese's debut album Bird Calls drops this month.
Grouchette Announces New Album for November
On the heels of her most successful album yet, Grouchette has announced today that she will be releasing a new album on November 15th entitled 'Revoltage'. The album will contain the 4 bonus tracks from the deluxe limited edition of her fourth album Negatively Charged. While the rest of the tracklisting remains a mystery, the album is set to contain a total of 11 tracks.
The 4 tracks from Negatively Charged:
1. Revoltage
2. Chomp Chomp (feat. Roberta)
3. Caffeine & Kilowatts
4. Blossom of Belligerence
Sucker Punch - Sucker Balloon (Tracklisting)
1. Round 1
2. Curls Can be Deceiving
3. Punch'n'Wave
4. Comin' to get ya!
5. Mother Sucker
6. Didn't See that Coming! (feat. Rumor Weed)
7. Round 2
8. Service with a Smile
9. Pow!
10. Sock it to Me!
11. Round 3
12. Ring the Bell
13. K.O.
2CD Limited Edition
14. Victory Gun
15. Shut up, i Won
16. Bring on the Belt
17. Champion
50% Chance of LMAO - Roberta (Tracklisting)
1. I Might LMAO
2. Laugh-gasm (interlude)
3. Recipe for Laughter
4. Raining LOLs
5. Judgement Time
6. Talent is Subjective
7. Cup of RobertaMAZING
8. Pizza Whore
9. Purple Polyester People Eater
10. Get the Clippers (interlude)
11. Sh*t Zhu on the Run
12. Robertascrumptious
13. Impress Me
14. Crazier than Paula
15. Clipped
Deluxe Limited Edition (cd/dvd)
16. Chompers (feat. Grouchette)
17. You Can't Bottle Talent (feat. Purple Mouthette-ette)
DVD
1. I Might LMAO (mv)
2. Raining LOLs (mv)
3. Making the videos
4. Cover Shoot
5. Sit down chat with Roberta
Triple Threat - Triple M (tracklisting)
1. Get Ready to Run
2. Shank, Shank
3. MMMONEY
4. Margaret on the Loose
5. Marla Mobile
6. Pancakes of Doom
7. M to the 3
8. Steam Roller
9. X
10. Martha's Got a Gun
11. Meet Your Match
12. We Win
Friday, September 9, 2011
Tracklisting: Ann Vol. 3 - Ann
1. Third Time's the Charm
2. High in the Sky
3. phANNtom
4. C4
5. Fine and dANNdy
6. Ignition
7. Crush the Contact!
8. PANNCAKE
9. V3
10. BanANNa Peel (feat. Meeko & Cream)
11. This Calls for Explosives
bonus
12. Cold Cutter (feat. Madame Theresa)
13. Wish grANNted
Tracklisting: 5 - Beuniece
1. Hi-5 (intro)
2. Try and Beat Me
3. Robbery (feat. Roberta)
4. Pink & Proud
5. Cinco de Beuniece (feat. Chica Ann)
6. Bad with People, Good with Tacks
7. squish
8. 2+2= win
9. Sparkly (feat. Earrings Balloon)
10. High Maintenance
11. 1st
DVD
1. Robbery
2. Cinco de Beuniece
3. Sparkly TV SPOT
4. The Biggest B Tour Sneak Peak
5. 6th Album Preview
Releases for 2011 (Future + Un-drawn Albums)
I have gotten way behind on the releases for this year. I have not been happy with how some of the drawings have been coming out, and until I get them right I won't be uploading them. Anyways, here is a list of the albums released or planned for release this year that I haven't gotten to drawing and or writing the tracklist for. I may provide tracklists for some of these albums in other posts. If an album is already released, I will also include it's sales in parentheses next to it.
January
5- Beuniece (930,000)
Ann Vol. 3- Ann (121,000)
Triple Threat - Triple M (41,000)
Blowout Sale EP- Shopping Balloon (112,000)
February
The Back Door EP - Marla (13,000)
March
Sucker Punch - Sucker Balloon (150,000)
50% Chance of LMAO - Roberta (83,000)
Marla - Marla (43,000)
The Janettes - The Janettes (535,000)
April
Janyce - Janyce (471,000)
Queen Me - Pageant Queen (2,850,000)
Rumorlandia - Rumor Weed (1,012,000)
Tints'n'Tones - Pinkz (11,000)
May
Memoirs of a Bow Addict - Mouthette (331,000)
Petty Cash: A Guide to Consumerism - Shopping Balloon (835,000)
Orange Juice (Freshly Squeezed) - Shante (32,000)
June
Happy Pills! - Rave (456,000)
Harvest Gold - Daisy (57,000)
Semi Bitter - Semi Large Pink (124,000)
Negatively Charged - Grouchette (982,000)
Lucid - Lucinda (38,000)
Cleaver Time! - Shanda Worm (22,000)
July
Bloom - Beuniece (1,016,000)
Seashellz 4 Life - Shellz (36,000)
Frida in: Shoepocalypse - Frida (539,000)
According to Wanda - Wanda Worm (13,000)
Grumpy as F**k! - Gretchen the Grouch (66,000)
August
Chunkz - Really Huge (8,200)
Hedge Clippers - Shrub Lover (551)
The Banana Bunch - Banana Mamas (223,000)
Au Natural - Mother Nature (28,000)
Freshly Baked - Fudgie (33,000)
Undercover - Spy Bitch (10,000)
Waterworks EP - Water Retaining Pink (14,000)
Grounded in Guatemala - Chica Ann (865,000)
September
Deliciousness Expanded - Wormalicious
Forget Me Not! - Plopsie
Flockulant - Mary Lou Sheep
Bird Calls - Beugeese
Chenoa My Name - Chenoa
Disco Diva - Gretle
Harvest Moon - Daisy
October
Semi Salty - Semi Large Pink
Monikka vs. Domonikka vs. Shaniqua/Sha Sha - MDS
M.O. - Michelle Obama
An Ode to Ooze - Bubbles
Bar Exam - Commuterbot
November
Emmy Emmisary - Poopsy
Superficiality - Sasha
1974: A Year in Hair - Mouthette-ettes
Y Not? - Loudmouth and a Non- Cookie
TBA - Grouchette
The Cyndy Cycle - Cyndy
Sick of Ette - E3
December
Capitol Prostitute - Hillary Clinton
Harvest Quest - Daisy
Side Dish EP - Omlette Grubb
The Mini Album - Mouthette Mini
RAWR! - Loudette
2012
Sunny Side Up - Sunshine
Harvest Flower - Daisy
Harvest Best - Daisy
TBA - Meeko & Cream
TBA - Patrice
TBA - Yari
TBA - Winky
TBA - Dionne
Friday, March 4, 2011
Be My Valentine - Kissy
Another old Balloonz Studios cast member is getting onto the music scene. Unlucky for her, she sucks. Which is majorly why it debuted at #20, then fell out of existence. Although in her defense, the album does represent her- which doesn't say much. And FYI she babel fished the Spanish version of 'A Kiss For You'. Release date - 2.14.11
Tracklisting:
1. smoochsmoochsmooch
2. i heart u
3. A Kiss For You
4. February 14th
5. Lipsmacker
6. Pink is in
7. Teddy Bears & Chocolate
8. Divine
9. VLNTNE
10. My Lips
11. Un Beso Para Ti ~ a kiss for you ~
The Victorian Era - Madame
The long ago balloonz studios regular has decided to get into the music business. Lucky for her, there wasn't too much competition... besides the big names at the top of the chart. Opening week, it took the #10 slot, then slipped out- still better than fellow cast mate Kissy, who would bomb. We don't exactly know how she came up with what she thinks is Victorian, but whatever :P we're too lazy to research it. Release date - 2/1/11
Tracklisting:
1. Proper & Sophisticated
2. My Mansion
3. Tiered Fountain
4. Luxurious
5. Crumpets
6. Pampered
7. Heiress
8. Ornate
9. Act Like a Lady
10. Venetian Blinds
Disco Freak - Meeko & Cream
The psychadelic crazies are back with their second installment. They had a decent go with their first effort and came back twice as strong- as if that's not evidenced by them dancing in a disco ball. It debuted at the #3 position under Hillary Clinton and Beuniece. They also got an exciting remix collabo with Ann, putting a new take on 'Banana Peel on the Disco Deck'. Release date - 2/1/11
Tracklisting:
1. Preserve the Pumps
2. Dance Scene
3. Afro Emergency
4. Boogie in the Basement
5. Platformz
6. Disc- O'clock
7. All Night Conga
8. Shimmer
9. Bell Bottom Boutique
10. Sunday Night Fever
11. Psychadelic Diva
12. BanANNa Peel on the Disco Deck Remix (feat. Ann)
13. Silhouette (bonus track)
Y is for Yari - Yari
Another random Balloonz Trax production. Yari actually had some success with her album, remaining in the top 10 for 3 weeks before falling off. She joined the biz after Meeko from Meeko & Cream recommended her, as she has been a part of trax ever since. And it's also pretty obvious she likes the letter Y. Release date - 12/21/10
Tracklisting:
1. Batter Up! (intro)
2. Round One
3. Incisors (feat. Mouthette)
4. I Byte
5. Bubblegum Bench Press
6. Yari doesn't equal Yaris
7. Ya- wii
8. Sorry Yari
9. Y Not?
10. Pop Rocks & Soda
11. Atari Yari
12. Last Life
Red Carpet Protege - Poopsy
The triple platinum diva is back! In a little less than a year, Poopsy is back with her second effort. Upon release, it was well received by critics but the public preferred her debut record 'Celebrity Eviction Notice' which happens to be balloonz traz highest selling album ever. She definitely had her work cut out for her and ended up falling way short of her previous sales. Red Carpet Protege only took in 900,000 copies... good for most artists, but a major drop from where she had been. Still, it was a good record. Release date - 12/14/10
Tracklisting:
1. Star Coming Thru! (intro)
2. Roll Out the Red
3. Camera Flash
4. Famous & Amos
5. Look at Me!
6. Red Carpet Protege
7. D - Listers? Ew.
8. Autographs Over Here!
9. Publicity
10. Glamourtime
11. Star Blvd.
12. Limo Plz!
Bonus Track Version
13. You Wish You Were Me
14. Brand Name
15. Promo Bitch
Ding! - Winky
Well, it finally happened. No longer is Winky a featured regular on tracks, she has her own album- to bad it sucks :P Winky rushed the release and chose some pretty stupid track names, so unfortunately her highly anticipated release was met with bitter disappointment. Anyway, to the tracks! Release Date - 12/14/10
Tracklisting:
1. Winky Dink
2. Ding!
3. Pink Wink
4. Blink Blink (feat. Blinky)
5. lashes
6. Winkalicious
7. Wink Instructor
8. Winknitized
9. ;)
10. Wink Paradise
Embers - Sunshine
It's Sunshine's most anticipated release ever! After an overwhelming positive reaction to her prior release, Solar Exploration, everyone was dying to see what she did next. This time, she took a more mature, serious approach with her effort- and the results were spectacular. Her strong singles 'Sunlicious' and 'Flames' made the wait almost unbearable for her devout fans. As of today, Embers is Sunshine's best- selling effort with more than 2.1 million copies sold. It even briefly took away the #1 position from Beuniece for 2 days. Now that's an accomplishment :P
Release date - 12/7/10
Tracklisting:
1. Sunrise
2. Flames
3. Radiance
4. Thunderstorm
5. Blaze
6. Refraction
7. Sunlicious
8. Embers
9. Heatwave
10. Burnout
11. Afterglow
Deluxe Edition and USB
12. Eclipse Me
13. Lightning
14. Majestic
15. Drought
Friday, February 11, 2011
Black Friday - Shopping Balloon
Just 4 months after her second album, the Shopping Balloon released her third studio album- just in time for black friday. She also beat out the Mouthette to have the first Balloonz Trax release on Micro SD, much to the Mouthette's protest. Still, the Shopping Balloon released her third effort in 3 editions (normal, bonus tracks, and micro SD). It hit #1 and became her best selling album to date, even bringing her sophomore album up to the #7 position- a first for a balloonz trax artist. Release date- 11/26/10
Tracklisting:
1. Break Down the Doors (intro)
2. Shopatude
3. Sweater Sprint
4. Credit Card Swipe
5. Impulse Buy
6. Cart Collision (sketch)
7. Give Me the Purse, Bitch!
8. Trampling on Aisle 5
9. Fumbles n' Fleece
10. Last One!
11. The Line Starts Behind Me
12. Payload
Bonus Track Edition
13. Shopper's Delight
14. Aftermath
15. Charge it
16. Sweater Sprint (Orchestral Version)
17. Credit Card High
Micro SD Edition
18. Black Friday (2010 Edition w/ Screamy and Earrings Balloon)
A Janette Xmas - Janyce and the Janettes
They're back! And for now, this is their last album together. Janyce once again left the Janettes and suckered Balloonz Trax into giving her another record deal. Back to the album... first press editions came with an ornament of one of the 3 crazies and it debuted at #1, knocking the Shopping Balloon out of the top spot. Anyway, here are the tracks. Release date- 12/1/10
Tracklisting:
1. Winter Magic
2. Noel Shmoel
3. Jingle, Jingle. Twinkle, Twinkle
4. Frostbite
5. Step Away From the Cookies!
6. Merry Sherry
7. I Wish I was in Hawaii
8. Evergreen, Everbitch
9. The Janette Spirit
10. Wrap it Up
The Pageant Queen For the Holidays - The Pageant Queen
Tracklisting:
1. I'm F*cking Festive!
2. Crappy Gifts
3. Holly Holly Ho
4. Jingle and Die!
5. Cashmere (expensive)
6. Frosty's Bitch
7. No Carol Zone
8. Designer Candy Cane
9. Santa This!
10. Presents Fit for a Queen
Patent Pending - Original Patrice
It was only a matter of time until Patrice would drop an album. The real question was, would it be good? Luckily for her, Patrice's debut album was relatively well-received and peaked at #5 on the top ten. She managed to pull out all the stops for this release, producing 3 different editions (normal, bonus tracks, and cd/dvd combo + 3 more bonus tracks) If that wasn't enough, first press orders came with a limited edition "Patrice Stamp". Release date - 11/21/10
Tracklisting:
1. Copyright Infringement
2. Patent Office
3. Genius
4. Patrice!
5. 1,001 Trademarks
6. Made in China
7. Bitch Stole My Idea (Feat. Caprice)
8. I Buy Unused Ideas
9. Will Pay For Money
10. Original Patrice INC
11. Lawsuit
12. I Thought it First!
13. The Dumb Ideas Keep Coming (Feat. Duhnice)
Bonus Track Edition:
14. Retarded (Feat. Duhnice)
15. I'm Not Related to Beuniece (Feat. Beuniece)
16. Licensed Professional (Feat. Shopping Balloon)
17. Novelty (Feat. Caprice and Duhnice)
DVD Edition:
18. Inventorship
19. Edison's Got Nothing on Me
20. Patent Processing
DVD
1. Patent Office (mv)
2. Bitch Stole My Idea (mv)
3. Original Patrice INC (mv)
4. Lawsuit (mv)
5. Making the videos
6. Pending the Patent (making of the album)
7. Live Session
Monday, January 10, 2011
Loud - Loudette
Tracklisting:
1. Loud Ass Bitch
2. Megaphone
3. Quiet! I'm Trying to Make Noise!
4. Could I Get Any Louder?
5. The L Word
6. L.O.U.D.
7. Shrieking Rumors (feat. Rumor Weed)
8. Whisperers Suck!
9. Loose Lips
10. Loudspeaker
11. Let Me Finish
Bow Talk - Mouthette
Tracklisting:
1. Listen to My Bow Talk (intro)
2. Bow Talk
3. Eyes on My Bow
4. Pink and Proud
5. Clip On
6. Do You Like My Bow? (feat. Bowsye)
7. Pleated
8. Comb Hair, Insert Bow
9. Raise Your Hands Hi (If you gotta bow)
10. Frizz
11. Snip Snip (feat. Screamy)
12. Put a Bow on it
Bonus Track and USB Edition:
13. Bow Reserve
14. Ribbon
15. Curling Iron
16. Girls Get Your Bows
17. Bows of a Feather
18. B.O.W.
Back to the 60's - Mouthette-ettes
Tracklisting:
1. Let's Go! (Back to the 60's)
2. Strawberry Malt
3. Twist, Shout, Cramp!
4. EtteEtteEtte
5. 1963
6. Mr. Bixby
7. Don't Disturb the Beehive (interlude)
8. Hair Done Hi
9. Solo Duo
10. Lil' Bit of Polyblend
11. 60's Done Right
Limited edition:
12. Disaster on Vinyl
13. 60's Forever
DVD:
1. Mr. Bixby (mv)
2. Behind Mr. Bixby (the making of)
3. Life Without the Mouthette (The Making of the 60's)
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Year of the Papaya ~Juiced!~ - Chica Ann
Tracklisting:
1. Samba & Salsa
2. Freshly Squeezed
3. Maracas!
4. Basket Case
5. Mango of Doom
6. Not Far From the Tree
7. Papaya Frenzy
8. Bitch Stole My Bananas!
Girl, Please! - Sasha
Tracklisting:
1. Don't Be Naive
2. Roll Them Eyes
3. Seriously?
4. Pathetic!
5. Lipstick
6. Girl, Please!
7. Mascara
8. New (feat. New Balloon)
9. I Gotta Work It
10. Watever
11. You Can't Beat Me!
12. Pink
13. Gossip
14. Epic Fail!
First Press Edition
15. Oh No She Didn't!
16. interview (video)
Revenge of the Grumpy - Grouchette
Tracklisting:
1. Smilers Go Away!
2. Don't Be a Ho
3. Cut the Crap
4. Shout, Breathe (feat. Bad Breath Balloon)
5. STFU
6. Brazenly Blue
7. Grumpy Bitch
8. Coffee Run
9. Don't Make Me Be Nice!
10. Power Grumps
11. Zip it Bitch!
12. Deceptive Bow
13. Adhesive
DVD
1. Don't Be a Ho (mv)
2. STFU (mv)
3. Brazenly Blue (mv)
4. Zip it Bitch! (mv)
5. Why People Suck (clip)
6. Grouchette Topics (clips)
Semi - Sour - Semi Large Pink
Tracklisting:
1. Supa Sour
2. Certified Semi - Chick
3. Semi x3
4. I Can't See My Lips
5. Sweet is Not an Option (feat. Pageant Queen)
6. Semi- Good Timing
7. Bitter Attitude
8. Warhead
9. Semi- Ficticious
10. Don't Eat That Lollipop!
11. Holy Crap That's Sour!
12. Semi - Ending
CD+ DVD Edition
13. Sour S**t
14. Is Pinkz Gone Yet?
DVD
1. Supa Sour (mv)
2. Bitter Attitude (mv)
3. Warhead (mv)
4. The Making of Semi- Sour (clip)
Trick - or - Treat! EP - Grouchette
Tracklisting:
1. Give Me Candy!
2. Princess For a Night
3. Snickers War
4. Candy Snatcher
5. Trick - or - Treat!
Nature's Bitch - Mother Nature
Tracklisting:
1. Sunshine & Popsicles
2. Harmony
3. Gift Drop
4. Nature's Bitch
5. The Wind in My Hair (feat. Patrice)
6. Nature's Mailing Address
7. Grassy
8. Screw You Seasonique!
9. Natural Way
10. Compostable Bag
11. No Additives Necessary
12. Yes to Organic
13. Monthly Gift (feat. Winky) [bonus track]
More Big B Covers
The Big B - Beuniece
Tracklisting:
1. Get Ready
2. The Biggest B
3. TNT
4. Devil in Pink
5. Ahahaha!
6. Blow Torch
7. Weapon Shopping (feat. Shopping Balloon)
8. U B AXED
9. Control Freak
10. I'm a B
11. Migration (feat. Beugeese)
12. I'll B Back
CD2
13. That Was Fast!
14. Explode
15. Idiot Overhead!
16. Toodaloo!
17. My Pinkness
18. Detonator (feat. Ann)
Unreleased tracks (limited)
1. Fly (feat. Raven Beuniece)
2. Gotta Go!
3. Ohio Doesn't Stand a Chance
4. Go Me!
5. Yellow (feat. Benuice)
6. Kick, Punt!
7. Global
8. BBFS (Baddest Bitch Fo Sho)
9. I Don't Think So!
10. Not on My Watch
DVD1 (on 2CD + DVD edition and the Big B Box)
1. The Biggest B (mv)
2. Devil in Pink (mv)
3. Detonator (video clip)
4. Becoming a B (clip)
5. Migration Mini Movie
6. The Big B Covers (clip)
DVD2 (Big B Box only)
1. World Domination Tour '10
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Banana Split - Banana Mamas
Tracklisting:
1. Go Bananas!
2. Anti- Lemon
3. Banana Split
4. Sweet Treat
5. Banana Mama
6. CherryCherryCherry
7. Lazy Sundae
8. icee
9. Yummy!
10. Girl, You're Bananas!
Bubbles! - Bubbles
Tracklisting:
1. Bubble Pop (intro)
2. Soap Salesman
3. Rinse Cycle
4. Bubbles!
5. Misty Afternoon
6. Bubble Trouble
7. Loofa of Death
8. Suds
9. Transparent
10. Slippery When Wet
11. Clean Getaway
Bonus Track Version
12. Foam & Cinnamon
13. Lil' Bit of Bubblebath
14. No More Tears
15. Bubble Machine
J Force (limited editions) - Janyce and the Janettes
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