J Force - Janyce and the Janettes

Due to Janyce's failed solo career, the Janettes are back with their latest installment. For their third album they decided to go with a superhero theme- very appropriate because Janyce is a super bitch. Release date - 7/20/10

Tracklisting:

1. Swing on In

2. Fighting Crime

3. Bow of Doom

4. A Bird, a Plane, a Janette!

5. Superhero Style

6. Rocket Booster

7. That's What You're Wearing to Save the World?!

8. Capes are a Must

9. Broken Keys, Broken Dreams

10. This isn't the Powerpuff Girls!

11. Be NYCE

12. Rescue Time

13. The Day is Saved!

Deluxe:

14. We Kick Butt

15. Laser Beam

16. The Force of 3!

17. Mission Complete!

Wink! And Other Expressions - Winkworm

The queen of winking finally managed to turn out a solo album, breaking up the former group she was in- Worm Squad. In an interview she stated she "wasn't about to let her group stop her from winking." So here it is.... Release date - 7/13/10

Tracklisting:

1. An Intro to Winking

2. Eyelash Curler

3. Past My Lashes

4. How I Wink

5. Wink Out

6. Winkworm!

7. Gotta Wink

8. winkwinkwink

9. Can't Help but Wink

10. One for the Money, Wink for the Show

11. Wink and Shout

12. Winkfest

13. Wink with a Bang!

First Press Edition

14. Wink School

15. My Wink Brings all the Balloons to the Yard

16. Wink All Night

License to Shop! - Shopping Balloon

The shopping balloon is back and racking up debt like there's no tomorrow. Her second managed to be twice as successful as her first album and also held the #1 spot for 2 weeks until Beuniece's The Big B. Release date - 7/13/10

Tracklisting:

1. Shopping at the Speed of Light

2. Curls and Dollar Signs

3. License to Shop

4. Platinum

5. I Got to the Lipstick First

6. Back From the Store (sketch)

7. I Steal Ya Shoes!

8. This Card was Made for Spending

9. Shopping Counselor

10. Give Me a Knock- off and I'll Knock Your Block off!

11. Cash Flow (sketch)

12. Miser Schmiser

13. Check Out

Bonus Track Edition:

14. Ooh! Pearls!

15. License to Shop (Spanish Version)

16. It Was on Sale!

17. What do you mean sold out?!

*Also includes shopping license to put your picture in

Ann! Volume 2 - Ann

Ann is finally back with her second studio album, as if Vol 2 wasn't a hint enough :P As hard as it is to say, Ann came back more annoying than ever (Notice the songs with her name incorporated in them) release date - 6/29/10

Tracklisting:

1. I'm Back!

2. ANNVIL

3. Did You Just Say My Name with an E?

4. Beep!

5. Glasses FTW!

6. My PLANN

7. Snip Snap

8. Red Buttons are Empowering >:D

9. Biggest FANN

10. MANNDATORY

11. Toodles!

12. Trivial

13. RANNDOM

Bonus Track Edition:

14. Bitch with Bangs

15. Lift off

Rave! - Rave

Rave, a relative of the Sunshine balloon recently got under the spotlight after her appearance on Balloon Studios Search for a Star. Her self- titled debut got off to a good start and as a bonus, the album came out with a first press edition limited to only 3,000 copies that came with 2 bonus tracks and a dvd. Release date - 6/29/10

Tracklisting:

1. Hi, My Name is Rave

2. Rave to the Beat

3. Supersonic

4. Smile & Wave (feat. Winky)

5. Ray of Sunshine

6. Joyous

7. Rave!

8. Party Pumper!

9. Nice Rumors (feat. Rumor Weed)

10. Stop Right There!

11. Smiley Face

First Press Limited Edition

bonus tracks:

12. Bright in Here

13. The Other Side of Happy

DVD:
1. Rave to the Beat (mv)

2. Behind the scenes with Rave (clip)

3. Interview with Rave herself! (clip)

4. Making Rave! (clip)

Rumors Via Fedex (Additional Covers)

The covers for the other 4 editions of Rumors Via Fedex

Rumors Via Fedex - Rumor Weed

The Rumor Weed blew up the Balloonz Trax scene when she released her second studio album this summer. It broke the record for the most editions for a Balloonz Trax album, coming out in 5 versions- 3 of them being limited. Unfortunately, Beuniece stole the record a month later when she came out with 6 different editions for her album The Big B. Still, Rumors Via Fedex has grossed over 2.1 million in sales... looks like those rumors paid off! Release date - 6/29/10

Tracklisting:

Standard Shipping Edition:

1. New Shipment

2. Backorder

3. R- Bomb

4. I've Never Spread Rumors on 4 Wheels Before!

5. Rumors Via Fedex

6. 1,000 Ways to Rumor

7. Re - Stock (sketch)

8. Rumors Make the World Go Round

9. Sign Here for Your Rumor

10. Package for Stacey!

11. Delivery Confirmation

12. Postal

Express Mail Edition:

DVD

1. R - Bomb (mv)

2. Rumors Via Fedex (mv)

3. 1,000 Ways to Rumor (mv)

4. Package for Stacey! (mv)

5. The Art of the Rumor (Documentary)

6. A Chat with the Rumor Weed

Rush Delivery Edition [limited] :

bonus tracks:

13. 2 Day Shipping

14. R- Bomb (remix)

DVD bonus footage:

7. Making of the Album

8. Re- Stock (video)

9. Rumors Tour (digest)

Air Mail Edition [limited]:

bonus tracks:

13. Drop off

14. Postal (remix)

DVD bonus footage:

7. Making of the album

8. Re- Stock (video)

9. Rumors Tour (digest)

Special Delivery Edition (USB) [limited]:

bonus tracks:

13. 2 Day Shipping

14. Drop off

15. Rumors Make the World go Round (remix)

Video:

Contains all DVD footage plus bonus extras as seen on Rush Delivery and Air Mail editions

Solar Exploration - Sunshine Balloon

After a successful sophomore album, Sunshine kicked it up a notch with her 3rd release. Solar Exploration instantly became a hit and is Sunshine's first album to go platinum. Her 4th album drops tomorrow. Release date - 4/17/10

Tracklisting:

1. Touchdown (intro)

2. Smiles on the Sun

3. Flames of Happiness

4. Sunspots

5. Rayz

6. Crispified

7. Grin with a Win

8. Transitions Don't Work on the Sun

9. Solar Flare

10. Blinding

11. 1000% Brightness

12. Lift- off (outro)

Limited Edition:

13. Ultraviolet

14. Hot Smile

15. Darkness is not an Option

DVD:

1. Sunspots (mv)

2. Grin with a Win (mv)

3. Solar Flare (mv)

4. Ultraviolet (mv)

5. The artist behind the madness (clip)

6. Track by Track interview

7. Smilers Against Grumpiness (SAG) awareness clip

Suckermania - Sucker Balloon

What could be more fun than the Sucker Balloon coming back for a second album? Nothing apparently... Release Date - 4/6/10

Tracklisting:

1. Stuck to the Floor

2. Cha - Cha - Grin

3. Jujube Lollipop

4. Splenda is Not a Flavor

5. That's a Cavity Fo Sho!

6. Smiling is Serious Business

7. Suckermania!

8. Mystery Pop

9. Twitter This!

10. Sucker! Pt. 2

Super Sucky Edition

11. Grinning is not for Amateurs

12. Sticky Situation

13. Curlz

14. Lollipops From Heaven

15. Tooth Decay

DVD

1. Stuck to the Floor (mv)

2. Cha - Cha - Grin (mv)

3. Splenda is not a Flavor (mv)

4. That's a Cavity Fo Sho! (mv)

5. Suckermania! (mv)

6. Mystery Pop (mv)

Bonus Pre - Order DVD

1. Cavity Inducing Tour '09

Tiara Wars - Pageant Queen

After a dismal and rather annoying debut album, the Pageant Queen came back with Tiara Wars. It went on the become the second best selling album of the year, only behind Poopsy's Celebrity Eviction Notice. Release Date - 3/20/10

Tracklisting:

1. Puttin' on My Makeup (intro)

2. Practice Time is Over

3. Enter Big, Trip the Competition

4. Bitch in Heels

5. Accident on the Catwalk (interlude)

6. Catwalk Catastrophe

7. Visualize the Crown

8. Sabotage

9. Glamazonian

10. Tiara Tears

11. My Coffee's Cold!

12. Results (interlude)

13. I Was Robbed!

14. This is BS

15. Extortion

Super Glam Edition

CD2

1. On a Mission

2. In Those Support Hose?

3. It's Called a Beautician Bitch!

4. Bangs

5. Don't Order Your Tiara Buffer Yet

6. Bribezilla

7. Bitter as Hell

DVD

1. Bitch in Heels (mv)

2. Catwalk Catastrophe (mv)

3. Sabotage (mv)

4. My Coffee's Cold! (mv)

5. I Was Robbed! (mv)

6. Tiara Tears (mv)

7. A Chat with the Pageant Queen

8. Track by Track Interview

Frida's Album of Frida - Frida

Frida has a lot of work ahead of her... as an aspiring Broadway star, she came up with this album. Surprisingly, it became critically acclaimed. Who knew? Release date- 3/12/10

Tracklisting:

1. OMG! It's Frida!

2. Tickets Please

3. Bangs Worth Bronzing

4. Crowd Pleaser

5. Freshly Righted in Da Alley (FRIDA)

6. Lipstick Shop

7. Salon (skit)

8. Sets May Fall, But I Never Lose My Balance Wearing Heels

9. Sold Out!

10. House of Da Shoe

11. Exciting Fringe

12. Popcorn Refill (skit)

13. Famous People Mess Up Too

14. Encore

15. No Refunds!

Diary of a Mad Politician - Hillary Clinton

Hillary is back and surlier than ever. And why wouldn't she be? She got appointed to Secretary of State and is taking over the senate!... or something like that. Either way, she's pissed.

Release date - 2/26/10

Tracklisting:

1. Welcome to the Senate

2. I Must Kill Bill!

3. You Say Nay, I Say Yay

4. Lay Down the Law

5. Shut Down

6. Hatchet to Your Bill

7. So Over Obama

8. Making Bills is an Excuse to Kill Trees

9. Vote With Me and Get Chocolate!

10. My White House

11. Monica's About to Go Missing

12. Another Day, Another Billion

13. I'll Take Pelosi Any Day (bonus pre- order track)

Year of the Papaya - Chica Ann

Chica Ann's highly anticipated second release didn't disappoint and came back especially fruity. Just make sure you don't walk under any papaya trees.... Release date - 3/30/10

Tracklisting:

1. Ripe & Juicy (intro)

2. Basket Full of Bananas

3. Tijuana Iguana

4. Fresh off the Tree

5. Papayas in Juarez

6. Certified Fruitilicious

7. Gecko Incident (skit)

8. Mango Exchange

9. Javalenas = Pigs That Tan

10. My Mexico

11. Pineapple Fed- ex

12. High Fructose

13. Coconut Latte

14. Watermelons Don't Qualify for Passports

15. Expired

I Run the White House - Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama's second solo effort proved to be a good effort, but fell 200k copies short of its predecessor. She still proved she could do damage and although she's not cutting like a lawyer this time, she's the self- proclaimed reason why Barack got elected.... Release date- 5/10/10

Tracklisting:

1. The White House Life

2. I Run the White House!

3. I'm the Reason Barack Got Elected

4. Hidden Agenda

5. First Lady Song

6. When I Was a Lawyer

7. My Resume

8. Overqualified

9. M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E

10. I'm Goin' to Popeye's

11. Hillary Needs a Makeover

12. America Loves Me More

13. Michelle 4 President

Deluxe Edition (pre-order comes with silver case)

14. Wave My Flag

15. Veto Ed.

16. Come Visit Soon!

DVD

1. First Lady Song (mv)

2. My Resume (mv)

3. Overqualified (mv)

4. M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E (mv)

5. When I Was a Lawyer (mv)

6. America's Woman (Documentary)