J Force - Janyce and the Janettes

Due to Janyce's failed solo career, the Janettes are back with their latest installment. For their third album they decided to go with a superhero theme- very appropriate because Janyce is a super bitch. Release date - 7/20/10

Tracklisting:

1. Swing on In

2. Fighting Crime

3. Bow of Doom

4. A Bird, a Plane, a Janette!

5. Superhero Style

6. Rocket Booster

7. That's What You're Wearing to Save the World?!

8. Capes are a Must

9. Broken Keys, Broken Dreams

10. This isn't the Powerpuff Girls!

11. Be NYCE

12. Rescue Time

13. The Day is Saved!

Deluxe:

14. We Kick Butt

15. Laser Beam

16. The Force of 3!

17. Mission Complete!

Wink! And Other Expressions - Winkworm

The queen of winking finally managed to turn out a solo album, breaking up the former group she was in- Worm Squad. In an interview she stated she "wasn't about to let her group stop her from winking." So here it is.... Release date - 7/13/10

Tracklisting:

1. An Intro to Winking

2. Eyelash Curler

3. Past My Lashes

4. How I Wink

5. Wink Out

6. Winkworm!

7. Gotta Wink

8. winkwinkwink

9. Can't Help but Wink

10. One for the Money, Wink for the Show

11. Wink and Shout

12. Winkfest

13. Wink with a Bang!

First Press Edition

14. Wink School

15. My Wink Brings all the Balloons to the Yard

16. Wink All Night

License to Shop! - Shopping Balloon

The shopping balloon is back and racking up debt like there's no tomorrow. Her second managed to be twice as successful as her first album and also held the #1 spot for 2 weeks until Beuniece's The Big B. Release date - 7/13/10

Tracklisting:

1. Shopping at the Speed of Light

2. Curls and Dollar Signs

3. License to Shop

4. Platinum

5. I Got to the Lipstick First

6. Back From the Store (sketch)

7. I Steal Ya Shoes!

8. This Card was Made for Spending

9. Shopping Counselor

10. Give Me a Knock- off and I'll Knock Your Block off!

11. Cash Flow (sketch)

12. Miser Schmiser

13. Check Out

Bonus Track Edition:

14. Ooh! Pearls!

15. License to Shop (Spanish Version)

16. It Was on Sale!

17. What do you mean sold out?!

*Also includes shopping license to put your picture in

Ann! Volume 2 - Ann

Ann is finally back with her second studio album, as if Vol 2 wasn't a hint enough :P As hard as it is to say, Ann came back more annoying than ever (Notice the songs with her name incorporated in them) release date - 6/29/10

Tracklisting:

1. I'm Back!

2. ANNVIL

3. Did You Just Say My Name with an E?

4. Beep!

5. Glasses FTW!

6. My PLANN

7. Snip Snap

8. Red Buttons are Empowering >:D

9. Biggest FANN

10. MANNDATORY

11. Toodles!

12. Trivial

13. RANNDOM

Bonus Track Edition:

14. Bitch with Bangs

15. Lift off

Rave! - Rave

Rave, a relative of the Sunshine balloon recently got under the spotlight after her appearance on Balloon Studios Search for a Star. Her self- titled debut got off to a good start and as a bonus, the album came out with a first press edition limited to only 3,000 copies that came with 2 bonus tracks and a dvd. Release date - 6/29/10

Tracklisting:

1. Hi, My Name is Rave

2. Rave to the Beat

3. Supersonic

4. Smile & Wave (feat. Winky)

5. Ray of Sunshine

6. Joyous

7. Rave!

8. Party Pumper!

9. Nice Rumors (feat. Rumor Weed)

10. Stop Right There!

11. Smiley Face

First Press Limited Edition

bonus tracks:

12. Bright in Here

13. The Other Side of Happy

DVD:
1. Rave to the Beat (mv)

2. Behind the scenes with Rave (clip)

3. Interview with Rave herself! (clip)

4. Making Rave! (clip)

Rumors Via Fedex (Additional Covers)

The covers for the other 4 editions of Rumors Via Fedex

Rumors Via Fedex - Rumor Weed

The Rumor Weed blew up the Balloonz Trax scene when she released her second studio album this summer. It broke the record for the most editions for a Balloonz Trax album, coming out in 5 versions- 3 of them being limited. Unfortunately, Beuniece stole the record a month later when she came out with 6 different editions for her album The Big B. Still, Rumors Via Fedex has grossed over 2.1 million in sales... looks like those rumors paid off! Release date - 6/29/10

Tracklisting:

Standard Shipping Edition:

1. New Shipment

2. Backorder

3. R- Bomb

4. I've Never Spread Rumors on 4 Wheels Before!

5. Rumors Via Fedex

6. 1,000 Ways to Rumor

7. Re - Stock (sketch)

8. Rumors Make the World Go Round

9. Sign Here for Your Rumor

10. Package for Stacey!

11. Delivery Confirmation

12. Postal

Express Mail Edition:

DVD

1. R - Bomb (mv)

2. Rumors Via Fedex (mv)

3. 1,000 Ways to Rumor (mv)

4. Package for Stacey! (mv)

5. The Art of the Rumor (Documentary)

6. A Chat with the Rumor Weed

Rush Delivery Edition [limited] :

bonus tracks:

13. 2 Day Shipping

14. R- Bomb (remix)

DVD bonus footage:

7. Making of the Album

8. Re- Stock (video)

9. Rumors Tour (digest)

Air Mail Edition [limited]:

bonus tracks:

13. Drop off

14. Postal (remix)

DVD bonus footage:

7. Making of the album

8. Re- Stock (video)

9. Rumors Tour (digest)

Special Delivery Edition (USB) [limited]:

bonus tracks:

13. 2 Day Shipping

14. Drop off

15. Rumors Make the World go Round (remix)

Video:

Contains all DVD footage plus bonus extras as seen on Rush Delivery and Air Mail editions

Solar Exploration - Sunshine Balloon

After a successful sophomore album, Sunshine kicked it up a notch with her 3rd release. Solar Exploration instantly became a hit and is Sunshine's first album to go platinum. Her 4th album drops tomorrow. Release date - 4/17/10

Tracklisting:

1. Touchdown (intro)

2. Smiles on the Sun

3. Flames of Happiness

4. Sunspots

5. Rayz

6. Crispified

7. Grin with a Win

8. Transitions Don't Work on the Sun

9. Solar Flare

10. Blinding

11. 1000% Brightness

12. Lift- off (outro)

Limited Edition:

13. Ultraviolet

14. Hot Smile

15. Darkness is not an Option

DVD:

1. Sunspots (mv)

2. Grin with a Win (mv)

3. Solar Flare (mv)

4. Ultraviolet (mv)

5. The artist behind the madness (clip)

6. Track by Track interview

7. Smilers Against Grumpiness (SAG) awareness clip

Suckermania - Sucker Balloon

What could be more fun than the Sucker Balloon coming back for a second album? Nothing apparently... Release Date - 4/6/10

Tracklisting:

1. Stuck to the Floor

2. Cha - Cha - Grin

3. Jujube Lollipop

4. Splenda is Not a Flavor

5. That's a Cavity Fo Sho!

6. Smiling is Serious Business

7. Suckermania!

8. Mystery Pop

9. Twitter This!

10. Sucker! Pt. 2

Super Sucky Edition

11. Grinning is not for Amateurs

12. Sticky Situation

13. Curlz

14. Lollipops From Heaven

15. Tooth Decay

DVD

1. Stuck to the Floor (mv)

2. Cha - Cha - Grin (mv)

3. Splenda is not a Flavor (mv)

4. That's a Cavity Fo Sho! (mv)

5. Suckermania! (mv)

6. Mystery Pop (mv)

Bonus Pre - Order DVD

1. Cavity Inducing Tour '09

Tiara Wars - Pageant Queen

After a dismal and rather annoying debut album, the Pageant Queen came back with Tiara Wars. It went on the become the second best selling album of the year, only behind Poopsy's Celebrity Eviction Notice. Release Date - 3/20/10

Tracklisting:

1. Puttin' on My Makeup (intro)

2. Practice Time is Over

3. Enter Big, Trip the Competition

4. Bitch in Heels

5. Accident on the Catwalk (interlude)

6. Catwalk Catastrophe

7. Visualize the Crown

8. Sabotage

9. Glamazonian

10. Tiara Tears

11. My Coffee's Cold!

12. Results (interlude)

13. I Was Robbed!

14. This is BS

15. Extortion

Super Glam Edition

CD2

1. On a Mission

2. In Those Support Hose?

3. It's Called a Beautician Bitch!

4. Bangs

5. Don't Order Your Tiara Buffer Yet

6. Bribezilla

7. Bitter as Hell

DVD

1. Bitch in Heels (mv)

2. Catwalk Catastrophe (mv)

3. Sabotage (mv)

4. My Coffee's Cold! (mv)

5. I Was Robbed! (mv)

6. Tiara Tears (mv)

7. A Chat with the Pageant Queen

8. Track by Track Interview

Frida's Album of Frida - Frida

Frida has a lot of work ahead of her... as an aspiring Broadway star, she came up with this album. Surprisingly, it became critically acclaimed. Who knew? Release date- 3/12/10

Tracklisting:

1. OMG! It's Frida!

2. Tickets Please

3. Bangs Worth Bronzing

4. Crowd Pleaser

5. Freshly Righted in Da Alley (FRIDA)

6. Lipstick Shop

7. Salon (skit)

8. Sets May Fall, But I Never Lose My Balance Wearing Heels

9. Sold Out!

10. House of Da Shoe

11. Exciting Fringe

12. Popcorn Refill (skit)

13. Famous People Mess Up Too

14. Encore

15. No Refunds!

Diary of a Mad Politician - Hillary Clinton

Hillary is back and surlier than ever. And why wouldn't she be? She got appointed to Secretary of State and is taking over the senate!... or something like that. Either way, she's pissed.

Release date - 2/26/10

Tracklisting:

1. Welcome to the Senate

2. I Must Kill Bill!

3. You Say Nay, I Say Yay

4. Lay Down the Law

5. Shut Down

6. Hatchet to Your Bill

7. So Over Obama

8. Making Bills is an Excuse to Kill Trees

9. Vote With Me and Get Chocolate!

10. My White House

11. Monica's About to Go Missing

12. Another Day, Another Billion

13. I'll Take Pelosi Any Day (bonus pre- order track)

Year of the Papaya - Chica Ann

Chica Ann's highly anticipated second release didn't disappoint and came back especially fruity. Just make sure you don't walk under any papaya trees.... Release date - 3/30/10

Tracklisting:

1. Ripe & Juicy (intro)

2. Basket Full of Bananas

3. Tijuana Iguana

4. Fresh off the Tree

5. Papayas in Juarez

6. Certified Fruitilicious

7. Gecko Incident (skit)

8. Mango Exchange

9. Javalenas = Pigs That Tan

10. My Mexico

11. Pineapple Fed- ex

12. High Fructose

13. Coconut Latte

14. Watermelons Don't Qualify for Passports

15. Expired

I Run the White House - Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama's second solo effort proved to be a good effort, but fell 200k copies short of its predecessor. She still proved she could do damage and although she's not cutting like a lawyer this time, she's the self- proclaimed reason why Barack got elected.... Release date- 5/10/10

Tracklisting:

1. The White House Life

2. I Run the White House!

3. I'm the Reason Barack Got Elected

4. Hidden Agenda

5. First Lady Song

6. When I Was a Lawyer

7. My Resume

8. Overqualified

9. M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E

10. I'm Goin' to Popeye's

11. Hillary Needs a Makeover

12. America Loves Me More

13. Michelle 4 President

Deluxe Edition (pre-order comes with silver case)

14. Wave My Flag

15. Veto Ed.

16. Come Visit Soon!

DVD

1. First Lady Song (mv)

2. My Resume (mv)

3. Overqualified (mv)

4. M-I-C-H-E-L-L-E (mv)

5. When I Was a Lawyer (mv)

6. America's Woman (Documentary)

Delicious INC- Wormalicious

After their highly successful remix of Fergalicious, Wormalicious was red hot. However, it took them 2 years to get their album together and they lost a major amount of their fan base. Release Date- 2/17/10

Tracklisting:

1. Delicious Inspection

2. Lollipop

3. So Delicious!

4. Gum Drop

5. Defective

6. Sweets

7. Candy Aisle

8. Punch Bowl

9. Scrumptious

10. Factory

11. Confectioner

12. Closing Time

Limited Edition

13. Sugar Bowl

14. Carmelized

Semi- Sweet - Semi Large Pink

The Semi- Large Pink exploded onto the music scene in early 2010 and quickly became a hit with the critics. It's rather ironic, since her relative The Pink had a solo flop and is now stuck in the family gathering called Pinkz. Release Date- 2/14/10

Tracklisting:

1. Let the Semi-ness Begin!

2. Semi- Over it

3. Sticky Semi Shiny Sweet

4. I'm Not Bitter

5. Semi- Licious

6. Yikes!

7. Semi- Large Fine

8. Sweetness Has Left the Building

9. Semi- Par

10. Pinkz is Going Down

11. Tangyness is Not Overrated

12. Semi- Non Refundable

13. Semi- Epic

Confessions on the Dancefloor - Meeko and Cream

Somehow this crazy duo managed to get an album, but it ended up being ok. It's still pretty scary though :O Release Date 2/14/10

Tracklisting:

1. Disco Never Died

2. Meeko See

3. Tipsy

4. Banana Peel on the Disco Deck

5. Groove 'til Ya Drop

6. Dancefloor Confession

7. Wig Back- Order (interlude)

8. Perm My Wig

9. Kareoke

10. Killer Jukebox

11. Glitter

12. End With a Bang

Underneath the Bow - Mouthette

Mouthette's second solo album. The original bow wearing bitch snatched good sales from her second effort, and her third is coming out next week. Release Date - 2/8/10

Tracklisting:

1. Puttin' On My Bow

2. Mouth - off

3. No Fringes

4. Wired

5. Extra Teeth

6. Bow Revolution

7. Can I Get a Mint?

8. Scribbles

9. Bow - dee - o - do!

10. Underneath the Bow

11. It's Hard to Sing With a Bow in Your Mouth

12. Shoe Sale

13. I Need a Bow

14. Perfect Performance

Not Just Janyce - Janyce

Janyce's first solo album. Balloonz Trax biggest fame whore decided it was time to leave the janettes to pursue a solo career. Unfortunately, the sales didn't quite go her way so she had to rejoin the Janettes. Release Date - 2/5/10

Tracklisting:

1. Hi, I'm Janyce!

2. The Best Song Ever

3. Bows Are In

4. ME!

5. Janyce + More

6. Endearing Eyes

7. Noses Are Overrated

8. The Janettes Were Never Sober

9. Platinum Sales

10. More Janyce to Come

Dose of Pinkage - Pinkz

The first studio album of the newly formed group, Pinkz (made up of The Pink, Helium Pink, Ginormous Pink and Medium Size Pink) The Pink was forced to join a group after her solo career flopped. Release Date- 1/31/10

Tracklisting:

1. Exploding Point

2. Extra Space (feat. Humongous Pink)

3. Flying High

4. Stardom

5. Ginormous!

6. Helium High

7. Pink Wink Fink (Feat. Winky)

8. Scrumptious

9. Curls That Can Kill

10. We Don't Do Chemistry

What the Heyall! - Dionne

Dionne's first, and most likely last album. It is Balloonz Trax second worst selling album, only above the Shrub Lover's 'Emancipations of the Shrub Kind'. It's only saving grace is her single 'Flickr me Quickr Bitch!' which magically climbed up to the number 10 position for a couple weeks. Release Date- 9/23/09

Tracklisting:

1. What the Heyall!?

2. Bohemian Typewriter

3. Oh Hell No!

4. Oh No She Didn't!

5. My Hair's too Short, My Hair's too Long, Oh Great Now My Weave is Stuck in Someone's Thong!

6. I Got Kicked off Top Model and I Don't Know Why

7. All My Angles are Good Angles

8. I Like My Cocaine Brownies Y'all!

9. My Car Got Stolen off the Street!

10. Flickr Me Quickr Bitch!

11. Those Drapes are so Out, They're in

12. Psycho Cowgirl

13. Chinese Laundromat

14. Anyone Know a Good Pedicurist?

15. Renee Did It!

16. My Earrings Bring all the Boys to the Yard (pre- order only)

17. The Resident Evil Advisor- Tyra Banks (Japan pre- order only)

Celebrity Eviction Notice - Poopsy

Poopsy came out of nowhere when her single 'Poopsy Doopsy' exploded and she became an instant sensation. Her debut album received rave reviews and is called on of Balloonz Trax best albums ever. It's also the highest selling Balloonz Trax album of 2010, selling 2.8 million copies to date. It is also the label's second highest selling album ever, only second to Hillary Clinton's 'Hillary=President' Release date - 1/31/10

Tracklisting:

1. Goodbye Britney Spears!

2. Poopsy Doopsy

3. Moons are For Losers, Stars are For Me

4. I Offed Speidi!

5. U Wanna Wanna Poopsy

6. From Poopsy ~with love~

7. The Final Cut

8. Chap Stick

9. I Have Dynamite

10. Wrecking Ball

11. I Am the A - List

Deluxe

12. Silly Britney!

13. That's What Anvils are For

14. Extras = People Who Get Me Coffee

15. We Takin' Malibu!

Hello, Sunshine! - Sunshine Balloon

After a crash and burn debut, the Sunshine Balloon had to convince Balloonz Trax to sign her for a second album, and to everyone's surprise she turned out a good album and kept her music career alive. Release date - 10/15/09

Tracklisting:

1. Sunrise on the Frowners

2. Smile, Wink (feat. Winky)

3. Sunshine Swag

4. Sunburn

5. Blinded by Sunshine

6. Flower Power (feat. Flower Lover)

7. I'm on iTunes!

8. I Suck at Yahtzee

9. Rain Clouds, Shoo!

10. What if There Was No Sunshine? (Like That'll Happen)

11. Artificial Light is not a Substitute for Sunshine

Deluxe

12. Rays of the Sun

13. Sunglasses Can't Dim My Light!

14. Rainbows are such Showoffs!

15. Sunscreen

16. Brain Freeze

17. One Order of Sunshine Coming Up!

It's Hard Being First Lady- Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama exploded onto the Balloonz Trax scene in mid 2009 and blew everyone away with her first album. And who knows, it might actually be hard being first lady... we may never know. Release date - 8/31/09

Tracklisting:

1. I'm First Lady Snitches

2. I Cut Like a Lawyer

3. I Can Skate Circles Around Hillary

4. I Live in the White House Y'all!

5. Can I be in the Senate?

6. It's Called a Tuition Bitch!

7. Don't Hate Me Bcuz I'm Beautiful

8. It's Hard Being First Lady!

9. Don't Mess With Me While I'm Wearing Heels!

10. Obama Arms

11. I Don't Use Telepromters

12. Let Me Have My Way and I'll Let You Live!

Deluxe

13. OBAMAZ

14. The Oval Office is so Square

15. Can I use the White House to Dial Room Service?

16. What's up with this 2 term thing?

Ann! Volume 1 - Ann

One of Balloonz Studios most annoying characters somehow landed an album deal, and most surprisingly of all she made it to volume 2... who knew? Release Date- 3/14/08

Tracklisting:

1. Ann Revolution

2. Shut Up & Listen!

3. I.Am.Amazing

4. A.N.N. (Amazing New Noisemaker)

5. Ann!

6. I Invented This Song

7. I Love the Hobbit

8. Annapolis

9. Why Does Everybody Keep Trying to Get in My Locker?

10. Ann minus E

We Got the Hits- Janyce and the Janettes

Who knew Janyce and the Janettes would make it to their sophomore album? Given that Janyce is such a fame whore, she is always trying to break away for a solo career. Release Date - 9/18/09

Tracklisting:

1. Bows are so in

2. Pepsi Couldn't Pay us to Sing for Them

3. Shocked Expression Pt. 1

4. Google My Twitter

5. Rockstar Sunglasses

6. The Janette Two- Step

7. Got My Bow Drycleaned

8. Stuck on Replay

9. Fireworks on July 3rd

10. Stuck (interlude)

11. Clog in the Air Conditioner

12. Don't Pollute!... Ah, What the Hell!

13. Polyester

14. Hibiscus

15. Shocked Expression Pt. 2

Deluxe

16. We Don't Do Hoedowns

17. Shaved Ice

18. Tutti Fruiti (Shake that booty)

19. Pagers Don't Exist Anymore

Salsa! - Chica Ann

Balloons Studios resident fruit lover was asked to make a debut album, so she came up with this! What else would you expect from a bitch that wears fruit on her head? Release Date- 8/31/09

Tracklisting:

1. Conga 'til the Cows Come Home

2. Salsa Dip (spicy!)

3. Nacho Cha Cha

4. Chica Chica Chica Chica Chica :D

5. Salsa!

6. Kiss, Beso, Kiss, Kiss

7. Pimento Bean

8. My Lips are Real

9. Chili Dance

10. Flan (sticky)

11. Fruit for Clothes

12. My Wireless Sucks

13. Grapes Make Me Move

14. Now Where's That Jumping Bean?

15. Can Somebody Get This Banana out of My Nose?

Sale at Bloomingdale's - Shopping Balloon

What does the shopping balloon like to do more than shopping? Why shopping of course! In fact she shops so much she barely had time to record her first studio album! Release Date- 8/31/09

Tracklisting:

1. I Like to Shop! No Really, I Do!

2. Shopped

3. Shopaholic Much?

4. Gucci Shopping Cart

5. My Credit Card Isn't Maxed Out, Your Computer's Broken!

6. Shopping Bag

7. I Must Shop for it!

8. Debit is Dead

9. Black Friday

10. Expensive? Consider it Bought!

11. Credit Cards on Fire

12. Lines are so Overrated

13. MUST.SHOP.NOW

Beuniece Takes Over the World - Beuniece

Beuniece's third studio album, inspired by her appearance in a short story where she takes over Florida and eventually the rest of the world. Release date 9/18/09

Tracklisting:

1. Out for Domination

2. Ready to Take Over

3. Need for Reform

4. Get Ready to Dance

5. Pay Day

6. I Took over England

7. Can't Beat Me!

8. Australia Has Potential Real Estate

9.Beuniece in '09

10. I Make the World Go Round

11. Ruler of Florida

Deluxe Edition:

12. GPS

13. Ballads are the new Power Nap

14. Japan is Mine!

15. Losers Can't Listen to This

16. The World is Full of idiots

17. Global (pre- order only)

Rumors - Rumor Weed

The Rumor Weed's aptly named debut album that got her music career started.

Released 8/25/2009

Tracklisting:

1. I Love a Good Rumor

2. Rumors are What Made me Famous

3. So What, It's a Rumor

4. R.U.M.O.R (Rumors Unmistakeably Mistake Our Reason)

5. Rumors

6. I'm the Rumor Weed (Ann Remix)

7. On the Hunt for Rumors

8. Them Rumors

9. A Rumor's Good Enough for Me!

10. Get up and Spread those Rumors!

Bonus pre- order dvd:

1. I Love a Good Rumor (music video)

2. Rumors (music video)

3. Behind the Scenes with the Rumor Weed

My Coffee's Cold! (single) - Pageant Queen

The Pageant Queen came back surlier than ever with her lead single for her second album 'Tiara Wars'

I Love Pancakes! (single) - Martha and Freeman

Martha and Freeman's unexpected first single because they had to raise money for the IHOP they blew up.

Tijuana Iguana (single) - Chica Ann

Chica Ann's lead single for her second album 'Year of the Papaya'

Winkworm! (single) - Winkworm

Winkworm's first single eventually to be included on her somehow managed debut album 'Wink! and other Expressions'

I Must Kill Bill! (single) - Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton's lead single for her third studio album 'Diary of a Mad Politician'

I Love Shrubs! EP - Shrub Lover

The Shrub lover's ill- fated EP before his tragic main album release 'Emancipations of the Shrub Kind'

Tracklisting:

1. I Love Shrubs!

2. Save the Shrubs!

3. Shrubs Make the World go Round

3. I Love Shrubs! (Hillary Clinton Remix)