Black Friday - Shopping Balloon

Just 4 months after her second album, the Shopping Balloon released her third studio album- just in time for black friday. She also beat out the Mouthette to have the first Balloonz Trax release on Micro SD, much to the Mouthette's protest. Still, the Shopping Balloon released her third effort in 3 editions (normal, bonus tracks, and micro SD). It hit #1 and became her best selling album to date, even bringing her sophomore album up to the #7 position- a first for a balloonz trax artist. Release date- 11/26/10

Tracklisting:

1. Break Down the Doors (intro)

2. Shopatude

3. Sweater Sprint

4. Credit Card Swipe

5. Impulse Buy

6. Cart Collision (sketch)

7. Give Me the Purse, Bitch!

8. Trampling on Aisle 5

9. Fumbles n' Fleece

10. Last One!

11. The Line Starts Behind Me

12. Payload

Bonus Track Edition

13. Shopper's Delight

14. Aftermath

15. Charge it

16. Sweater Sprint (Orchestral Version)

17. Credit Card High

Micro SD Edition

18. Black Friday (2010 Edition w/ Screamy and Earrings Balloon)

A Janette Xmas - Janyce and the Janettes

They're back! And for now, this is their last album together. Janyce once again left the Janettes and suckered Balloonz Trax into giving her another record deal. Back to the album... first press editions came with an ornament of one of the 3 crazies and it debuted at #1, knocking the Shopping Balloon out of the top spot. Anyway, here are the tracks. Release date- 12/1/10

Tracklisting:

1. Winter Magic

2. Noel Shmoel

3. Jingle, Jingle. Twinkle, Twinkle

4. Frostbite

5. Step Away From the Cookies!

6. Merry Sherry

7. I Wish I was in Hawaii

8. Evergreen, Everbitch

9. The Janette Spirit

10. Wrap it Up

The Pageant Queen For the Holidays - The Pageant Queen

Oh yes she did! The Pageant Queen decided she needed to update her surliness in time for Hannukah and all those other holidays. And she did. To bad for her, Janyce and the Janettes also released a holiday album the same week. Still, hers is much more amusing :P Release Date- 12/1/10

Tracklisting:

1. I'm F*cking Festive!

2. Crappy Gifts

3. Holly Holly Ho

4. Jingle and Die!

5. Cashmere (expensive)

6. Frosty's Bitch

7. No Carol Zone

8. Designer Candy Cane

9. Santa This!

10. Presents Fit for a Queen

Patent Pending - Original Patrice

It was only a matter of time until Patrice would drop an album. The real question was, would it be good? Luckily for her, Patrice's debut album was relatively well-received and peaked at #5 on the top ten. She managed to pull out all the stops for this release, producing 3 different editions (normal, bonus tracks, and cd/dvd combo + 3 more bonus tracks) If that wasn't enough, first press orders came with a limited edition "Patrice Stamp". Release date - 11/21/10

Tracklisting:

1. Copyright Infringement

2. Patent Office

3. Genius

4. Patrice!

5. 1,001 Trademarks

6. Made in China

7. Bitch Stole My Idea (Feat. Caprice)

8. I Buy Unused Ideas

9. Will Pay For Money

10. Original Patrice INC

11. Lawsuit

12. I Thought it First!

13. The Dumb Ideas Keep Coming (Feat. Duhnice)

Bonus Track Edition:

14. Retarded (Feat. Duhnice)

15. I'm Not Related to Beuniece (Feat. Beuniece)

16. Licensed Professional (Feat. Shopping Balloon)

17. Novelty (Feat. Caprice and Duhnice)

DVD Edition:

18. Inventorship

19. Edison's Got Nothing on Me

20. Patent Processing

DVD

1. Patent Office (mv)

2. Bitch Stole My Idea (mv)

3. Original Patrice INC (mv)

4. Lawsuit (mv)

5. Making the videos

6. Pending the Patent (making of the album)

7. Live Session

Loud - Loudette

What better way to declare your loudness than naming your album as such? Well...Loudette is most certainly loud, with a temper to match. We're not even sure how this album happened, but it managed somehow to reach #16 the week of it's release and fetch 16,000 in sales. How it did that, the world may never know.... Release date- 11/16/10

Tracklisting:

1. Loud Ass Bitch

2. Megaphone

3. Quiet! I'm Trying to Make Noise!

4. Could I Get Any Louder?

5. The L Word

6. L.O.U.D.

7. Shrieking Rumors (feat. Rumor Weed)

8. Whisperers Suck!

9. Loose Lips

10. Loudspeaker

11. Let Me Finish

Bow Talk - Mouthette

The bow bitch is back with her third installment of bow crap. Mouthette once again decided to go with a bow theme, but this time it became her highest- selling and best critically received album to date. It comes in 3 editions for your listening pleasure- cd, bonus tracks, and usb. The Mouthette originally wanted to release a microSD version of her album, but it was given to the Shopping Balloon instead. That didn't stop her from making a USB drive in the shape of a bow (3rd picture) Mouthette also moved the release date of her album up to drop a week after the Mouthette-ettes' Back to the 60's so she could "put them in their place". That aside, the album has sold a total of 616,000 copies (200k more than her previous effort 'Underneath the Bow') Release date- 11/16/10

Tracklisting:

1. Listen to My Bow Talk (intro)

2. Bow Talk

3. Eyes on My Bow

4. Pink and Proud

5. Clip On

6. Do You Like My Bow? (feat. Bowsye)

7. Pleated

8. Comb Hair, Insert Bow

9. Raise Your Hands Hi (If you gotta bow)

10. Frizz

11. Snip Snip (feat. Screamy)

12. Put a Bow on it

Bonus Track and USB Edition:

13. Bow Reserve

14. Ribbon

15. Curling Iron

16. Girls Get Your Bows

17. Bows of a Feather

18. B.O.W.

Back to the 60's - Mouthette-ettes

After parting ways with the Mouthette in 2008, the Mouthette-ette's worked 2 years creating their first studio album. Though their theme was strange, it debuted at #2 in the top 10 and surprised everyone when it did not take the top spot. They were out done by Chica Ann's re- release of Year of the Papaya. Still they managed 210,000 sales to date, a great debut sales total. The album comes in two editions- standard and a limited deluxe edition which took only 2 weeks to sell out. The deluxe edition includes 2 bonus songs and video footage. Release date- 11/9/10

Tracklisting:

1. Let's Go! (Back to the 60's)

2. Strawberry Malt

3. Twist, Shout, Cramp!

4. EtteEtteEtte

5. 1963

6. Mr. Bixby

7. Don't Disturb the Beehive (interlude)

8. Hair Done Hi

9. Solo Duo

10. Lil' Bit of Polyblend

11. 60's Done Right

Limited edition:

12. Disaster on Vinyl

13. 60's Forever

DVD:

1. Mr. Bixby (mv)

2. Behind Mr. Bixby (the making of)

3. Life Without the Mouthette (The Making of the 60's)