Black Friday - Shopping Balloon

Just 4 months after her second album, the Shopping Balloon released her third studio album- just in time for black friday. She also beat out the Mouthette to have the first Balloonz Trax release on Micro SD, much to the Mouthette's protest. Still, the Shopping Balloon released her third effort in 3 editions (normal, bonus tracks, and micro SD). It hit #1 and became her best selling album to date, even bringing her sophomore album up to the #7 position- a first for a balloonz trax artist. Release date- 11/26/10

Tracklisting:

1. Break Down the Doors (intro)

2. Shopatude

3. Sweater Sprint

4. Credit Card Swipe

5. Impulse Buy

6. Cart Collision (sketch)

7. Give Me the Purse, Bitch!

8. Trampling on Aisle 5

9. Fumbles n' Fleece

10. Last One!

11. The Line Starts Behind Me

12. Payload

Bonus Track Edition

13. Shopper's Delight

14. Aftermath

15. Charge it

16. Sweater Sprint (Orchestral Version)

17. Credit Card High

Micro SD Edition

18. Black Friday (2010 Edition w/ Screamy and Earrings Balloon)

A Janette Xmas - Janyce and the Janettes

They're back! And for now, this is their last album together. Janyce once again left the Janettes and suckered Balloonz Trax into giving her another record deal. Back to the album... first press editions came with an ornament of one of the 3 crazies and it debuted at #1, knocking the Shopping Balloon out of the top spot. Anyway, here are the tracks. Release date- 12/1/10

Tracklisting:

1. Winter Magic

2. Noel Shmoel

3. Jingle, Jingle. Twinkle, Twinkle

4. Frostbite

5. Step Away From the Cookies!

6. Merry Sherry

7. I Wish I was in Hawaii

8. Evergreen, Everbitch

9. The Janette Spirit

10. Wrap it Up

The Pageant Queen For the Holidays - The Pageant Queen

Oh yes she did! The Pageant Queen decided she needed to update her surliness in time for Hannukah and all those other holidays. And she did. To bad for her, Janyce and the Janettes also released a holiday album the same week. Still, hers is much more amusing :P Release Date- 12/1/10

Tracklisting:

1. I'm F*cking Festive!

2. Crappy Gifts

3. Holly Holly Ho

4. Jingle and Die!

5. Cashmere (expensive)

6. Frosty's Bitch

7. No Carol Zone

8. Designer Candy Cane

9. Santa This!

10. Presents Fit for a Queen

Patent Pending - Original Patrice

It was only a matter of time until Patrice would drop an album. The real question was, would it be good? Luckily for her, Patrice's debut album was relatively well-received and peaked at #5 on the top ten. She managed to pull out all the stops for this release, producing 3 different editions (normal, bonus tracks, and cd/dvd combo + 3 more bonus tracks) If that wasn't enough, first press orders came with a limited edition "Patrice Stamp". Release date - 11/21/10

Tracklisting:

1. Copyright Infringement

2. Patent Office

3. Genius

4. Patrice!

5. 1,001 Trademarks

6. Made in China

7. Bitch Stole My Idea (Feat. Caprice)

8. I Buy Unused Ideas

9. Will Pay For Money

10. Original Patrice INC

11. Lawsuit

12. I Thought it First!

13. The Dumb Ideas Keep Coming (Feat. Duhnice)

Bonus Track Edition:

14. Retarded (Feat. Duhnice)

15. I'm Not Related to Beuniece (Feat. Beuniece)

16. Licensed Professional (Feat. Shopping Balloon)

17. Novelty (Feat. Caprice and Duhnice)

DVD Edition:

18. Inventorship

19. Edison's Got Nothing on Me

20. Patent Processing

DVD

1. Patent Office (mv)

2. Bitch Stole My Idea (mv)

3. Original Patrice INC (mv)

4. Lawsuit (mv)

5. Making the videos

6. Pending the Patent (making of the album)

7. Live Session