Loud - Loudette

What better way to declare your loudness than naming your album as such? Well...Loudette is most certainly loud, with a temper to match. We're not even sure how this album happened, but it managed somehow to reach #16 the week of it's release and fetch 16,000 in sales. How it did that, the world may never know.... Release date- 11/16/10

Tracklisting:

1. Loud Ass Bitch

2. Megaphone

3. Quiet! I'm Trying to Make Noise!

4. Could I Get Any Louder?

5. The L Word

6. L.O.U.D.

7. Shrieking Rumors (feat. Rumor Weed)

8. Whisperers Suck!

9. Loose Lips

10. Loudspeaker

11. Let Me Finish

Bow Talk - Mouthette

The bow bitch is back with her third installment of bow crap. Mouthette once again decided to go with a bow theme, but this time it became her highest- selling and best critically received album to date. It comes in 3 editions for your listening pleasure- cd, bonus tracks, and usb. The Mouthette originally wanted to release a microSD version of her album, but it was given to the Shopping Balloon instead. That didn't stop her from making a USB drive in the shape of a bow (3rd picture) Mouthette also moved the release date of her album up to drop a week after the Mouthette-ettes' Back to the 60's so she could "put them in their place". That aside, the album has sold a total of 616,000 copies (200k more than her previous effort 'Underneath the Bow') Release date- 11/16/10

Tracklisting:

1. Listen to My Bow Talk (intro)

2. Bow Talk

3. Eyes on My Bow

4. Pink and Proud

5. Clip On

6. Do You Like My Bow? (feat. Bowsye)

7. Pleated

8. Comb Hair, Insert Bow

9. Raise Your Hands Hi (If you gotta bow)

10. Frizz

11. Snip Snip (feat. Screamy)

12. Put a Bow on it

Bonus Track and USB Edition:

13. Bow Reserve

14. Ribbon

15. Curling Iron

16. Girls Get Your Bows

17. Bows of a Feather

18. B.O.W.

Back to the 60's - Mouthette-ettes

After parting ways with the Mouthette in 2008, the Mouthette-ette's worked 2 years creating their first studio album. Though their theme was strange, it debuted at #2 in the top 10 and surprised everyone when it did not take the top spot. They were out done by Chica Ann's re- release of Year of the Papaya. Still they managed 210,000 sales to date, a great debut sales total. The album comes in two editions- standard and a limited deluxe edition which took only 2 weeks to sell out. The deluxe edition includes 2 bonus songs and video footage. Release date- 11/9/10

Tracklisting:

1. Let's Go! (Back to the 60's)

2. Strawberry Malt

3. Twist, Shout, Cramp!

4. EtteEtteEtte

5. 1963

6. Mr. Bixby

7. Don't Disturb the Beehive (interlude)

8. Hair Done Hi

9. Solo Duo

10. Lil' Bit of Polyblend

11. 60's Done Right

Limited edition:

12. Disaster on Vinyl

13. 60's Forever

DVD:

1. Mr. Bixby (mv)

2. Behind Mr. Bixby (the making of)

3. Life Without the Mouthette (The Making of the 60's)

Year of the Papaya ~Juiced!~ - Chica Ann

Chica Ann is back sooner than we thought with another fruity dosage of music. The re- release comes in 2 editions- single cd (containing the 8 new tracks) and 2 cds ( new songs + full standard album) It debuted at #1, dashing the hopes of the Mouthette-ettes. Oh well, who cares? :P Release date- 11/9/10

Tracklisting:

1. Samba & Salsa

2. Freshly Squeezed

3. Maracas!

4. Basket Case

5. Mango of Doom

6. Not Far From the Tree

7. Papaya Frenzy

8. Bitch Stole My Bananas!

Girl, Please! - Sasha

Who knew the winner of Next Reality Show Host would actually do something? Anyways, here's Sasha's debut effort. It amazingly debuted at #4, but 2 weeks later slipped out of the top 10 due to Mouchette and Michelle Obama. Release date- 11/9/10

Tracklisting:

1. Don't Be Naive

2. Roll Them Eyes

3. Seriously?

4. Pathetic!

5. Lipstick

6. Girl, Please!

7. Mascara

8. New (feat. New Balloon)

9. I Gotta Work It

10. Watever

11. You Can't Beat Me!

12. Pink

13. Gossip

14. Epic Fail!

First Press Edition

15. Oh No She Didn't!

16. interview (video)

Revenge of the Grumpy - Grouchette

See that wasn't long was it? After Grouchette left a good taste in our ears with her Trick or Treat EP 3 weeks earlier, we were highly anticipating her next release. The album came in 2 editions, cd, and cd dvd. Release date- 10/19/10

Tracklisting:

1. Smilers Go Away!

2. Don't Be a Ho

3. Cut the Crap

4. Shout, Breathe (feat. Bad Breath Balloon)

5. STFU

6. Brazenly Blue

7. Grumpy Bitch

8. Coffee Run

9. Don't Make Me Be Nice!

10. Power Grumps

11. Zip it Bitch!

12. Deceptive Bow

13. Adhesive

DVD

1. Don't Be a Ho (mv)

2. STFU (mv)

3. Brazenly Blue (mv)

4. Zip it Bitch! (mv)

5. Why People Suck (clip)

6. Grouchette Topics (clips)

Semi - Sour - Semi Large Pink

Her Semi-ness is back! After her critically acclaimed debut, she knew she had to come up with something equally sour... and she did! Semi Sour managed to stay on the charts even through the onslaught of releases in November, proving her popularity. Release date - 10/19/10

Tracklisting:

1. Supa Sour

2. Certified Semi - Chick

3. Semi x3

4. I Can't See My Lips

5. Sweet is Not an Option (feat. Pageant Queen)

6. Semi- Good Timing

7. Bitter Attitude

8. Warhead

9. Semi- Ficticious

10. Don't Eat That Lollipop!

11. Holy Crap That's Sour!

12. Semi - Ending

CD+ DVD Edition

13. Sour S**t

14. Is Pinkz Gone Yet?

DVD

1. Supa Sour (mv)

2. Bitter Attitude (mv)

3. Warhead (mv)

4. The Making of Semi- Sour (clip)

Trick - or - Treat! EP - Grouchette

Just weeks before her third original album was about to drop, Grouchette released her trick- or - treat ep as an ode to Halloween. The EP became part of the Balloonz Trax physical singles/ mini albums campaign and instantly hit #1. The EP was so popular, the physical edition was backordered 6 weeks out. Release date 10/1/10

Tracklisting:

1. Give Me Candy!

2. Princess For a Night

3. Snickers War

4. Candy Snatcher

5. Trick - or - Treat!

Nature's Bitch - Mother Nature

The 100% Natural idiot is back with her aptly titled follow- up album, Nature's Bitch. It turns out, our suspicions were right- the only real material she has is about the ever-present monthly gift. Release date- 9/21/10

Tracklisting:

1. Sunshine & Popsicles

2. Harmony

3. Gift Drop

4. Nature's Bitch

5. The Wind in My Hair (feat. Patrice)

6. Nature's Mailing Address

7. Grassy

8. Screw You Seasonique!

9. Natural Way

10. Compostable Bag

11. No Additives Necessary

12. Yes to Organic

13. Monthly Gift (feat. Winky) [bonus track]

More Big B Covers

The four limited edition covers of Beuniece's album, The Big B. The first 2 covers feature the standard cd for the album plus another cd with 10 previously unreleased tracks. The next edition in picture 2 is the 2CD + DVD edition, coming with the 2CD album plus a DVD with music videos and other bonus content. The last picture displays the Big B Box, which contains the 2CD version of the album and 2 dvds, the first being the same as the 2CD + DVD edition and the other containing Beuniece's World Domination Tour '10.

The Big B - Beuniece

This summer Beuniece released her latest installment, which quickly became a hit. The Big B remained at #1 for 8 weeks and has sold over 2.1 million copies. The Big B is also her bestselling album ever as well. The album also broke the record for number of editions, producing 6 different options- cd only, 2cd, cd+unreleased tracks (2 covers), 2CD + DVD, and the Big B Box (2CD+ 2DVD) The latter four are limited editions. Release date- 7/30/10

Tracklisting:

1. Get Ready

2. The Biggest B

3. TNT

4. Devil in Pink

5. Ahahaha!

6. Blow Torch

7. Weapon Shopping (feat. Shopping Balloon)

8. U B AXED

9. Control Freak

10. I'm a B

11. Migration (feat. Beugeese)

12. I'll B Back

CD2

13. That Was Fast!

14. Explode

15. Idiot Overhead!

16. Toodaloo!

17. My Pinkness

18. Detonator (feat. Ann)

Unreleased tracks (limited)

1. Fly (feat. Raven Beuniece)

2. Gotta Go!

3. Ohio Doesn't Stand a Chance

4. Go Me!

5. Yellow (feat. Benuice)

6. Kick, Punt!

7. Global

8. BBFS (Baddest Bitch Fo Sho)

9. I Don't Think So!

10. Not on My Watch

DVD1 (on 2CD + DVD edition and the Big B Box)

1. The Biggest B (mv)

2. Devil in Pink (mv)

3. Detonator (video clip)

4. Becoming a B (clip)

5. Migration Mini Movie

6. The Big B Covers (clip)

DVD2 (Big B Box only)

1. World Domination Tour '10

Banana Split - Banana Mamas

Remember the banana annas? Well we didn't. In fact, Banana Mama was opposed to the idea of a group (shocker) especially because the banana annas were pretty obscure- but they were still her back up singers and balloonz trax put her in the group because they could :D Still, the group experienced success, mainly thanks to their single 'Banana Split'. Release date - 7/20/10

Tracklisting:

1. Go Bananas!

2. Anti- Lemon

3. Banana Split

4. Sweet Treat

5. Banana Mama

6. CherryCherryCherry

7. Lazy Sundae

8. icee

9. Yummy!

10. Girl, You're Bananas!

Bubbles! - Bubbles

Balloonz Studios resident ditz finally released her first studio album and actually got a moderate sales. In addition, she released a bonus track edition of her album a few months later. Release date - 7/20/10 bonus track edition 10/13/10

Tracklisting:

1. Bubble Pop (intro)

2. Soap Salesman

3. Rinse Cycle

4. Bubbles!

5. Misty Afternoon

6. Bubble Trouble

7. Loofa of Death

8. Suds

9. Transparent

10. Slippery When Wet

11. Clean Getaway

Bonus Track Version

12. Foam & Cinnamon

13. Lil' Bit of Bubblebath

14. No More Tears

15. Bubble Machine

J Force (limited editions) - Janyce and the Janettes

The 3 limited edition versions of Janyce and the Janette's third album, J Force. Each edition comes with the deluxe version of the album. All 3 were available for pre-order and sold out quickly. However, Janyce's version sold out days later than the others....