Friday, September 9, 2011

Tracklisting: 5 - Beuniece

1. Hi-5 (intro)
2. Try and Beat Me
3. Robbery (feat. Roberta)
4. Pink & Proud
5. Cinco de Beuniece (feat. Chica Ann)
6. Bad with People, Good with Tacks
7. squish
8. 2+2= win
9. Sparkly (feat. Earrings Balloon)
10. High Maintenance
11. 1st

DVD
1. Robbery
2. Cinco de Beuniece
3. Sparkly TV SPOT
4. The Biggest B Tour Sneak Peak
5. 6th Album Preview

Releases for 2011 (Future + Un-drawn Albums)

I have gotten way behind on the releases for this year. I have not been happy with how some of the drawings have been coming out, and until I get them right I won't be uploading them. Anyways, here is a list of the albums released or planned for release this year that I haven't gotten to drawing and or writing the tracklist for. I may provide tracklists for some of these albums in other posts. If an album is already released, I will also include it's sales in parentheses next to it.

January

5- Beuniece (930,000)
Ann Vol. 3- Ann (121,000)
Triple Threat - Triple M (41,000)
Blowout Sale EP- Shopping Balloon (112,000)

February

The Back Door EP - Marla (13,000)

March

Sucker Punch - Sucker Balloon (150,000)
50% Chance of LMAO - Roberta (83,000)
Marla - Marla (43,000)
The Janettes - The Janettes (535,000)

April

Janyce - Janyce (471,000)
Queen Me - Pageant Queen (2,850,000)
Rumorlandia - Rumor Weed (1,012,000)
Tints'n'Tones - Pinkz (11,000)

May

Memoirs of a Bow Addict - Mouthette (331,000)
Petty Cash: A Guide to Consumerism - Shopping Balloon (835,000)
Orange Juice (Freshly Squeezed) - Shante (32,000)

June

Happy Pills! - Rave (456,000)
Harvest Gold - Daisy (57,000)
Semi Bitter - Semi Large Pink (124,000)
Negatively Charged - Grouchette (982,000)
Lucid - Lucinda (38,000)
Cleaver Time! - Shanda Worm (22,000)

July

Bloom - Beuniece (1,016,000)
Seashellz 4 Life - Shellz (36,000)
Frida in: Shoepocalypse - Frida (539,000)
According to Wanda - Wanda Worm (13,000)
Grumpy as F**k! - Gretchen the Grouch (66,000)

August

Chunkz - Really Huge (8,200)
Hedge Clippers - Shrub Lover (551)
The Banana Bunch - Banana Mamas (223,000)
Au Natural - Mother Nature (28,000)
Freshly Baked - Fudgie (33,000)
Undercover - Spy Bitch (10,000)
Waterworks EP - Water Retaining Pink (14,000)
Grounded in Guatemala - Chica Ann (865,000)

September

Deliciousness Expanded - Wormalicious
Forget Me Not! - Plopsie
Flockulant - Mary Lou Sheep
Bird Calls - Beugeese
Chenoa My Name - Chenoa
Disco Diva - Gretle
Harvest Moon - Daisy

October

Semi Salty - Semi Large Pink
Monikka vs. Domonikka vs. Shaniqua/Sha Sha - MDS
M.O. - Michelle Obama
An Ode to Ooze - Bubbles
Bar Exam - Commuterbot

November

Emmy Emmisary - Poopsy
Superficiality - Sasha
1974: A Year in Hair - Mouthette-ettes
Y Not? - Loudmouth and a Non- Cookie
TBA - Grouchette
The Cyndy Cycle - Cyndy
Sick of Ette - E3

December

Capitol Prostitute - Hillary Clinton
Harvest Quest - Daisy
Side Dish EP - Omlette Grubb
The Mini Album - Mouthette Mini
RAWR! - Loudette

2012

Sunny Side Up - Sunshine
Harvest Flower - Daisy
Harvest Best - Daisy
TBA - Meeko & Cream
TBA - Patrice
TBA - Yari
TBA - Winky
TBA - Dionne

Friday, March 4, 2011

Be My Valentine - Kissy


Another old Balloonz Studios cast member is getting onto the music scene. Unlucky for her, she sucks. Which is majorly why it debuted at #20, then fell out of existence. Although in her defense, the album does represent her- which doesn't say much. And FYI she babel fished the Spanish version of 'A Kiss For You'. Release date - 2.14.11

Tracklisting:
1. smoochsmoochsmooch
2. i heart u
3. A Kiss For You
4. February 14th
5. Lipsmacker
6. Pink is in
7. Teddy Bears & Chocolate
8. Divine
9. VLNTNE
10. My Lips
11. Un Beso Para Ti ~ a kiss for you ~

The Victorian Era - Madame


The long ago balloonz studios regular has decided to get into the music business. Lucky for her, there wasn't too much competition... besides the big names at the top of the chart. Opening week, it took the #10 slot, then slipped out- still better than fellow cast mate Kissy, who would bomb. We don't exactly know how she came up with what she thinks is Victorian, but whatever :P we're too lazy to research it. Release date - 2/1/11

Tracklisting:
1. Proper & Sophisticated
2. My Mansion
3. Tiered Fountain
4. Luxurious
5. Crumpets
6. Pampered
7. Heiress
8. Ornate
9. Act Like a Lady
10. Venetian Blinds

Disco Freak - Meeko & Cream


The psychadelic crazies are back with their second installment. They had a decent go with their first effort and came back twice as strong- as if that's not evidenced by them dancing in a disco ball. It debuted at the #3 position under Hillary Clinton and Beuniece. They also got an exciting remix collabo with Ann, putting a new take on 'Banana Peel on the Disco Deck'. Release date - 2/1/11

Tracklisting:
1. Preserve the Pumps
2. Dance Scene
3. Afro Emergency
4. Boogie in the Basement
5. Platformz
6. Disc- O'clock
7. All Night Conga
8. Shimmer
9. Bell Bottom Boutique
10. Sunday Night Fever
11. Psychadelic Diva
12. BanANNa Peel on the Disco Deck Remix (feat. Ann)
13. Silhouette (bonus track)

Y is for Yari - Yari


Another random Balloonz Trax production. Yari actually had some success with her album, remaining in the top 10 for 3 weeks before falling off. She joined the biz after Meeko from Meeko & Cream recommended her, as she has been a part of trax ever since. And it's also pretty obvious she likes the letter Y. Release date - 12/21/10

Tracklisting:
1. Batter Up! (intro)
2. Round One
3. Incisors (feat. Mouthette)
4. I Byte
5. Bubblegum Bench Press
6. Yari doesn't equal Yaris
7. Ya- wii
8. Sorry Yari
9. Y Not?
10. Pop Rocks & Soda
11. Atari Yari
12. Last Life

Red Carpet Protege - Poopsy



The triple platinum diva is back! In a little less than a year, Poopsy is back with her second effort. Upon release, it was well received by critics but the public preferred her debut record 'Celebrity Eviction Notice' which happens to be balloonz traz highest selling album ever. She definitely had her work cut out for her and ended up falling way short of her previous sales. Red Carpet Protege only took in 900,000 copies... good for most artists, but a major drop from where she had been. Still, it was a good record. Release date - 12/14/10

Tracklisting:
1. Star Coming Thru! (intro)
2. Roll Out the Red
3. Camera Flash
4. Famous & Amos
5. Look at Me!
6. Red Carpet Protege
7. D - Listers? Ew.
8. Autographs Over Here!
9. Publicity
10. Glamourtime
11. Star Blvd.
12. Limo Plz!

Bonus Track Version
13. You Wish You Were Me
14. Brand Name
15. Promo Bitch