Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Delicious INC- Wormalicious


After their highly successful remix of Fergalicious, Wormalicious was red hot. However, it took them 2 years to get their album together and they lost a major amount of their fan base. Release Date- 2/17/10

Tracklisting:
1. Delicious Inspection
2. Lollipop
3. So Delicious!
4. Gum Drop
5. Defective
6. Sweets
7. Candy Aisle
8. Punch Bowl
9. Scrumptious
10. Factory
11. Confectioner
12. Closing Time
Limited Edition
13. Sugar Bowl
14. Carmelized

Semi- Sweet - Semi Large Pink


The Semi- Large Pink exploded onto the music scene in early 2010 and quickly became a hit with the critics. It's rather ironic, since her relative The Pink had a solo flop and is now stuck in the family gathering called Pinkz. Release Date- 2/14/10

Tracklisting:
1. Let the Semi-ness Begin!
2. Semi- Over it
3. Sticky Semi Shiny Sweet
4. I'm Not Bitter
5. Semi- Licious
6. Yikes!
7. Semi- Large Fine
8. Sweetness Has Left the Building
9. Semi- Par
10. Pinkz is Going Down
11. Tangyness is Not Overrated
12. Semi- Non Refundable
13. Semi- Epic

Confessions on the Dancefloor - Meeko and Cream


Somehow this crazy duo managed to get an album, but it ended up being ok. It's still pretty scary though :O Release Date 2/14/10

Tracklisting:
1. Disco Never Died
2. Meeko See
3. Tipsy
4. Banana Peel on the Disco Deck
5. Groove 'til Ya Drop
6. Dancefloor Confession
7. Wig Back- Order (interlude)
8. Perm My Wig
9. Kareoke
10. Killer Jukebox
11. Glitter
12. End With a Bang

Monday, November 15, 2010

Underneath the Bow - Mouthette


Mouthette's second solo album. The original bow wearing bitch snatched good sales from her second effort, and her third is coming out next week. Release Date - 2/8/10

Tracklisting:
1. Puttin' On My Bow
2. Mouth - off
3. No Fringes
4. Wired
5. Extra Teeth
6. Bow Revolution
7. Can I Get a Mint?
8. Scribbles
9. Bow - dee - o - do!
10. Underneath the Bow
11. It's Hard to Sing With a Bow in Your Mouth
12. Shoe Sale
13. I Need a Bow
14. Perfect Performance

Not Just Janyce - Janyce


Janyce's first solo album. Balloonz Trax biggest fame whore decided it was time to leave the janettes to pursue a solo career. Unfortunately, the sales didn't quite go her way so she had to rejoin the Janettes. Release Date - 2/5/10

Tracklisting:
1. Hi, I'm Janyce!
2. The Best Song Ever
3. Bows Are In
4. ME!
5. Janyce + More
6. Endearing Eyes
7. Noses Are Overrated
8. The Janettes Were Never Sober
9. Platinum Sales
10. More Janyce to Come

Dose of Pinkage - Pinkz


The first studio album of the newly formed group, Pinkz (made up of The Pink, Helium Pink, Ginormous Pink and Medium Size Pink) The Pink was forced to join a group after her solo career flopped. Release Date- 1/31/10

Tracklisting:
1. Exploding Point
2. Extra Space (feat. Humongous Pink)
3. Flying High
4. Stardom
5. Ginormous!
6. Helium High
7. Pink Wink Fink (Feat. Winky)
8. Scrumptious
9. Curls That Can Kill
10. We Don't Do Chemistry

What the Heyall! - Dionne


Dionne's first, and most likely last album. It is Balloonz Trax second worst selling album, only above the Shrub Lover's 'Emancipations of the Shrub Kind'. It's only saving grace is her single 'Flickr me Quickr Bitch!' which magically climbed up to the number 10 position for a couple weeks. Release Date- 9/23/09

Tracklisting:
1. What the Heyall!?
2. Bohemian Typewriter
3. Oh Hell No!
4. Oh No She Didn't!
5. My Hair's too Short, My Hair's too Long, Oh Great Now My Weave is Stuck in Someone's Thong!
6. I Got Kicked off Top Model and I Don't Know Why
7. All My Angles are Good Angles
8. I Like My Cocaine Brownies Y'all!
9. My Car Got Stolen off the Street!
10. Flickr Me Quickr Bitch!
11. Those Drapes are so Out, They're in
12. Psycho Cowgirl
13. Chinese Laundromat
14. Anyone Know a Good Pedicurist?
15. Renee Did It!
16. My Earrings Bring all the Boys to the Yard (pre- order only)
17. The Resident Evil Advisor- Tyra Banks (Japan pre- order only)