Mouthette Announces Greatest Hits Album for December

The resident bow freak Mouthette has just revealed that she will be releasing her first greatest hits album this December. The date and tracklisting have not been announced yet, but she has confirmed the title to be 'The Best of the Bow'. We are assuming she will try to pull out all the stops for this release, as she lost a microSD edition of her 3rd album Bow Talk to the Shopping Balloon. Also, her latest album Memoirs of a Bow Addict was only released as a standard cd.

Beugeese, Benuice and the Aflac Duck Join Forces

Benuice, the yellow cousin of Beuniece, has just announced that she will be forming a new group with Beugeese and the Aflac Duck. They have not revealed their group name or any music activities yet, but that information will be forthcoming. Whatever it is, it will involve a lot of bird calls. Speaking of which, Beugeese's debut album Bird Calls drops this month.

Grouchette Announces New Album for November

On the heels of her most successful album yet, Grouchette has announced today that she will be releasing a new album on November 15th entitled 'Revoltage'. The album will contain the 4 bonus tracks from the deluxe limited edition of her fourth album Negatively Charged. While the rest of the tracklisting remains a mystery, the album is set to contain a total of 11 tracks.

The 4 tracks from Negatively Charged:

1. Revoltage

2. Chomp Chomp (feat. Roberta)

3. Caffeine & Kilowatts

4. Blossom of Belligerence

Sucker Punch - Sucker Balloon (Tracklisting)

1. Round 1

2. Curls Can be Deceiving

3. Punch'n'Wave

4. Comin' to get ya!

5. Mother Sucker

6. Didn't See that Coming! (feat. Rumor Weed)

7. Round 2

8. Service with a Smile

9. Pow!

10. Sock it to Me!

11. Round 3

12. Ring the Bell

13. K.O.

2CD Limited Edition

14. Victory Gun

15. Shut up, i Won

16. Bring on the Belt

17. Champion

50% Chance of LMAO - Roberta (Tracklisting)

1. I Might LMAO

2. Laugh-gasm (interlude)

3. Recipe for Laughter

4. Raining LOLs

5. Judgement Time

6. Talent is Subjective

7. Cup of RobertaMAZING

8. Pizza Whore

9. Purple Polyester People Eater

10. Get the Clippers (interlude)

11. Sh*t Zhu on the Run

12. Robertascrumptious

13. Impress Me

14. Crazier than Paula

15. Clipped

Deluxe Limited Edition (cd/dvd)

16. Chompers (feat. Grouchette)

17. You Can't Bottle Talent (feat. Purple Mouthette-ette)

DVD

1. I Might LMAO (mv)

2. Raining LOLs (mv)

3. Making the videos

4. Cover Shoot

5. Sit down chat with Roberta

Triple Threat - Triple M (tracklisting)

1. Get Ready to Run

2. Shank, Shank

3. MMMONEY

4. Margaret on the Loose

5. Marla Mobile

6. Pancakes of Doom

7. M to the 3

8. Steam Roller

9. X

10. Martha's Got a Gun

11. Meet Your Match

12. We Win

Tracklisting: Ann Vol. 3 - Ann

1. Third Time's the Charm

2. High in the Sky

3. phANNtom

4. C4

5. Fine and dANNdy

6. Ignition

7. Crush the Contact!

8. PANNCAKE

9. V3

10. BanANNa Peel (feat. Meeko & Cream)

11. This Calls for Explosives

bonus

12. Cold Cutter (feat. Madame Theresa)

13. Wish grANNted

Tracklisting: 5 - Beuniece

1. Hi-5 (intro)

2. Try and Beat Me

3. Robbery (feat. Roberta)

4. Pink & Proud

5. Cinco de Beuniece (feat. Chica Ann)

6. Bad with People, Good with Tacks

7. squish

8. 2+2= win

9. Sparkly (feat. Earrings Balloon)

10. High Maintenance

11. 1st

DVD

1. Robbery

2. Cinco de Beuniece

3. Sparkly TV SPOT

4. The Biggest B Tour Sneak Peak

5. 6th Album Preview

Releases for 2011 (Future + Un-drawn Albums)

I have gotten way behind on the releases for this year. I have not been happy with how some of the drawings have been coming out, and until I get them right I won't be uploading them. Anyways, here is a list of the albums released or planned for release this year that I haven't gotten to drawing and or writing the tracklist for. I may provide tracklists for some of these albums in other posts. If an album is already released, I will also include it's sales in parentheses next to it.

January

5- Beuniece (930,000)

Ann Vol. 3- Ann (121,000)

Triple Threat - Triple M (41,000)

Blowout Sale EP- Shopping Balloon (112,000)

February

The Back Door EP - Marla (13,000)

March

Sucker Punch - Sucker Balloon (150,000)

50% Chance of LMAO - Roberta (83,000)

Marla - Marla (43,000)

The Janettes - The Janettes (535,000)

April

Janyce - Janyce (471,000)

Queen Me - Pageant Queen (2,850,000)

Rumorlandia - Rumor Weed (1,012,000)

Tints'n'Tones - Pinkz (11,000)

May

Memoirs of a Bow Addict - Mouthette (331,000)

Petty Cash: A Guide to Consumerism - Shopping Balloon (835,000)

Orange Juice (Freshly Squeezed) - Shante (32,000)

June

Happy Pills! - Rave (456,000)

Harvest Gold - Daisy (57,000)

Semi Bitter - Semi Large Pink (124,000)

Negatively Charged - Grouchette (982,000)

Lucid - Lucinda (38,000)

Cleaver Time! - Shanda Worm (22,000)

July

Bloom - Beuniece (1,016,000)

Seashellz 4 Life - Shellz (36,000)

Frida in: Shoepocalypse - Frida (539,000)

According to Wanda - Wanda Worm (13,000)

Grumpy as F**k! - Gretchen the Grouch (66,000)

August

Chunkz - Really Huge (8,200)

Hedge Clippers - Shrub Lover (551)

The Banana Bunch - Banana Mamas (223,000)

Au Natural - Mother Nature (28,000)

Freshly Baked - Fudgie (33,000)

Undercover - Spy Bitch (10,000)

Waterworks EP - Water Retaining Pink (14,000)

Grounded in Guatemala - Chica Ann (865,000)

September

Deliciousness Expanded - Wormalicious

Forget Me Not! - Plopsie

Flockulant - Mary Lou Sheep

Bird Calls - Beugeese

Chenoa My Name - Chenoa

Disco Diva - Gretle

Harvest Moon - Daisy

October

Semi Salty - Semi Large Pink

Monikka vs. Domonikka vs. Shaniqua/Sha Sha - MDS

M.O. - Michelle Obama

An Ode to Ooze - Bubbles

Bar Exam - Commuterbot

November

Emmy Emmisary - Poopsy

Superficiality - Sasha

1974: A Year in Hair - Mouthette-ettes

Y Not? - Loudmouth and a Non- Cookie

TBA - Grouchette

The Cyndy Cycle - Cyndy

Sick of Ette - E3

December

Capitol Prostitute - Hillary Clinton

Harvest Quest - Daisy

Side Dish EP - Omlette Grubb

The Mini Album - Mouthette Mini

RAWR! - Loudette

2012

Sunny Side Up - Sunshine

Harvest Flower - Daisy

Harvest Best - Daisy

TBA - Meeko & Cream

TBA - Patrice

TBA - Yari

TBA - Winky

TBA - Dionne