Delicious INC- Wormalicious

After their highly successful remix of Fergalicious, Wormalicious was red hot. However, it took them 2 years to get their album together and they lost a major amount of their fan base. Release Date- 2/17/10

Tracklisting:

1. Delicious Inspection

2. Lollipop

3. So Delicious!

4. Gum Drop

5. Defective

6. Sweets

7. Candy Aisle

8. Punch Bowl

9. Scrumptious

10. Factory

11. Confectioner

12. Closing Time

Limited Edition

13. Sugar Bowl

14. Carmelized

Semi- Sweet - Semi Large Pink

The Semi- Large Pink exploded onto the music scene in early 2010 and quickly became a hit with the critics. It's rather ironic, since her relative The Pink had a solo flop and is now stuck in the family gathering called Pinkz. Release Date- 2/14/10

Tracklisting:

1. Let the Semi-ness Begin!

2. Semi- Over it

3. Sticky Semi Shiny Sweet

4. I'm Not Bitter

5. Semi- Licious

6. Yikes!

7. Semi- Large Fine

8. Sweetness Has Left the Building

9. Semi- Par

10. Pinkz is Going Down

11. Tangyness is Not Overrated

12. Semi- Non Refundable

13. Semi- Epic

Confessions on the Dancefloor - Meeko and Cream

Somehow this crazy duo managed to get an album, but it ended up being ok. It's still pretty scary though :O Release Date 2/14/10

Tracklisting:

1. Disco Never Died

2. Meeko See

3. Tipsy

4. Banana Peel on the Disco Deck

5. Groove 'til Ya Drop

6. Dancefloor Confession

7. Wig Back- Order (interlude)

8. Perm My Wig

9. Kareoke

10. Killer Jukebox

11. Glitter

12. End With a Bang

Underneath the Bow - Mouthette

Mouthette's second solo album. The original bow wearing bitch snatched good sales from her second effort, and her third is coming out next week. Release Date - 2/8/10

Tracklisting:

1. Puttin' On My Bow

2. Mouth - off

3. No Fringes

4. Wired

5. Extra Teeth

6. Bow Revolution

7. Can I Get a Mint?

8. Scribbles

9. Bow - dee - o - do!

10. Underneath the Bow

11. It's Hard to Sing With a Bow in Your Mouth

12. Shoe Sale

13. I Need a Bow

14. Perfect Performance

Not Just Janyce - Janyce

Janyce's first solo album. Balloonz Trax biggest fame whore decided it was time to leave the janettes to pursue a solo career. Unfortunately, the sales didn't quite go her way so she had to rejoin the Janettes. Release Date - 2/5/10

Tracklisting:

1. Hi, I'm Janyce!

2. The Best Song Ever

3. Bows Are In

4. ME!

5. Janyce + More

6. Endearing Eyes

7. Noses Are Overrated

8. The Janettes Were Never Sober

9. Platinum Sales

10. More Janyce to Come

Dose of Pinkage - Pinkz

The first studio album of the newly formed group, Pinkz (made up of The Pink, Helium Pink, Ginormous Pink and Medium Size Pink) The Pink was forced to join a group after her solo career flopped. Release Date- 1/31/10

Tracklisting:

1. Exploding Point

2. Extra Space (feat. Humongous Pink)

3. Flying High

4. Stardom

5. Ginormous!

6. Helium High

7. Pink Wink Fink (Feat. Winky)

8. Scrumptious

9. Curls That Can Kill

10. We Don't Do Chemistry

What the Heyall! - Dionne

Dionne's first, and most likely last album. It is Balloonz Trax second worst selling album, only above the Shrub Lover's 'Emancipations of the Shrub Kind'. It's only saving grace is her single 'Flickr me Quickr Bitch!' which magically climbed up to the number 10 position for a couple weeks. Release Date- 9/23/09

Tracklisting:

1. What the Heyall!?

2. Bohemian Typewriter

3. Oh Hell No!

4. Oh No She Didn't!

5. My Hair's too Short, My Hair's too Long, Oh Great Now My Weave is Stuck in Someone's Thong!

6. I Got Kicked off Top Model and I Don't Know Why

7. All My Angles are Good Angles

8. I Like My Cocaine Brownies Y'all!

9. My Car Got Stolen off the Street!

10. Flickr Me Quickr Bitch!

11. Those Drapes are so Out, They're in

12. Psycho Cowgirl

13. Chinese Laundromat

14. Anyone Know a Good Pedicurist?

15. Renee Did It!

16. My Earrings Bring all the Boys to the Yard (pre- order only)

17. The Resident Evil Advisor- Tyra Banks (Japan pre- order only)

Celebrity Eviction Notice - Poopsy

Poopsy came out of nowhere when her single 'Poopsy Doopsy' exploded and she became an instant sensation. Her debut album received rave reviews and is called on of Balloonz Trax best albums ever. It's also the highest selling Balloonz Trax album of 2010, selling 2.8 million copies to date. It is also the label's second highest selling album ever, only second to Hillary Clinton's 'Hillary=President' Release date - 1/31/10

Tracklisting:

1. Goodbye Britney Spears!

2. Poopsy Doopsy

3. Moons are For Losers, Stars are For Me

4. I Offed Speidi!

5. U Wanna Wanna Poopsy

6. From Poopsy ~with love~

7. The Final Cut

8. Chap Stick

9. I Have Dynamite

10. Wrecking Ball

11. I Am the A - List

Deluxe

12. Silly Britney!

13. That's What Anvils are For

14. Extras = People Who Get Me Coffee

15. We Takin' Malibu!

Hello, Sunshine! - Sunshine Balloon

After a crash and burn debut, the Sunshine Balloon had to convince Balloonz Trax to sign her for a second album, and to everyone's surprise she turned out a good album and kept her music career alive. Release date - 10/15/09

Tracklisting:

1. Sunrise on the Frowners

2. Smile, Wink (feat. Winky)

3. Sunshine Swag

4. Sunburn

5. Blinded by Sunshine

6. Flower Power (feat. Flower Lover)

7. I'm on iTunes!

8. I Suck at Yahtzee

9. Rain Clouds, Shoo!

10. What if There Was No Sunshine? (Like That'll Happen)

11. Artificial Light is not a Substitute for Sunshine

Deluxe

12. Rays of the Sun

13. Sunglasses Can't Dim My Light!

14. Rainbows are such Showoffs!

15. Sunscreen

16. Brain Freeze

17. One Order of Sunshine Coming Up!

It's Hard Being First Lady- Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama exploded onto the Balloonz Trax scene in mid 2009 and blew everyone away with her first album. And who knows, it might actually be hard being first lady... we may never know. Release date - 8/31/09

Tracklisting:

1. I'm First Lady Snitches

2. I Cut Like a Lawyer

3. I Can Skate Circles Around Hillary

4. I Live in the White House Y'all!

5. Can I be in the Senate?

6. It's Called a Tuition Bitch!

7. Don't Hate Me Bcuz I'm Beautiful

8. It's Hard Being First Lady!

9. Don't Mess With Me While I'm Wearing Heels!

10. Obama Arms

11. I Don't Use Telepromters

12. Let Me Have My Way and I'll Let You Live!

Deluxe

13. OBAMAZ

14. The Oval Office is so Square

15. Can I use the White House to Dial Room Service?

16. What's up with this 2 term thing?

Ann! Volume 1 - Ann

One of Balloonz Studios most annoying characters somehow landed an album deal, and most surprisingly of all she made it to volume 2... who knew? Release Date- 3/14/08

Tracklisting:

1. Ann Revolution

2. Shut Up & Listen!

3. I.Am.Amazing

4. A.N.N. (Amazing New Noisemaker)

5. Ann!

6. I Invented This Song

7. I Love the Hobbit

8. Annapolis

9. Why Does Everybody Keep Trying to Get in My Locker?

10. Ann minus E

We Got the Hits- Janyce and the Janettes

Who knew Janyce and the Janettes would make it to their sophomore album? Given that Janyce is such a fame whore, she is always trying to break away for a solo career. Release Date - 9/18/09

Tracklisting:

1. Bows are so in

2. Pepsi Couldn't Pay us to Sing for Them

3. Shocked Expression Pt. 1

4. Google My Twitter

5. Rockstar Sunglasses

6. The Janette Two- Step

7. Got My Bow Drycleaned

8. Stuck on Replay

9. Fireworks on July 3rd

10. Stuck (interlude)

11. Clog in the Air Conditioner

12. Don't Pollute!... Ah, What the Hell!

13. Polyester

14. Hibiscus

15. Shocked Expression Pt. 2

Deluxe

16. We Don't Do Hoedowns

17. Shaved Ice

18. Tutti Fruiti (Shake that booty)

19. Pagers Don't Exist Anymore

Salsa! - Chica Ann

Balloons Studios resident fruit lover was asked to make a debut album, so she came up with this! What else would you expect from a bitch that wears fruit on her head? Release Date- 8/31/09

Tracklisting:

1. Conga 'til the Cows Come Home

2. Salsa Dip (spicy!)

3. Nacho Cha Cha

4. Chica Chica Chica Chica Chica :D

5. Salsa!

6. Kiss, Beso, Kiss, Kiss

7. Pimento Bean

8. My Lips are Real

9. Chili Dance

10. Flan (sticky)

11. Fruit for Clothes

12. My Wireless Sucks

13. Grapes Make Me Move

14. Now Where's That Jumping Bean?

15. Can Somebody Get This Banana out of My Nose?

Sale at Bloomingdale's - Shopping Balloon

What does the shopping balloon like to do more than shopping? Why shopping of course! In fact she shops so much she barely had time to record her first studio album! Release Date- 8/31/09

Tracklisting:

1. I Like to Shop! No Really, I Do!

2. Shopped

3. Shopaholic Much?

4. Gucci Shopping Cart

5. My Credit Card Isn't Maxed Out, Your Computer's Broken!

6. Shopping Bag

7. I Must Shop for it!

8. Debit is Dead

9. Black Friday

10. Expensive? Consider it Bought!

11. Credit Cards on Fire

12. Lines are so Overrated

13. MUST.SHOP.NOW

Beuniece Takes Over the World - Beuniece

Beuniece's third studio album, inspired by her appearance in a short story where she takes over Florida and eventually the rest of the world. Release date 9/18/09

Tracklisting:

1. Out for Domination

2. Ready to Take Over

3. Need for Reform

4. Get Ready to Dance

5. Pay Day

6. I Took over England

7. Can't Beat Me!

8. Australia Has Potential Real Estate

9.Beuniece in '09

10. I Make the World Go Round

11. Ruler of Florida

Deluxe Edition:

12. GPS

13. Ballads are the new Power Nap

14. Japan is Mine!

15. Losers Can't Listen to This

16. The World is Full of idiots

17. Global (pre- order only)

Rumors - Rumor Weed

The Rumor Weed's aptly named debut album that got her music career started.

Released 8/25/2009

Tracklisting:

1. I Love a Good Rumor

2. Rumors are What Made me Famous

3. So What, It's a Rumor

4. R.U.M.O.R (Rumors Unmistakeably Mistake Our Reason)

5. Rumors

6. I'm the Rumor Weed (Ann Remix)

7. On the Hunt for Rumors

8. Them Rumors

9. A Rumor's Good Enough for Me!

10. Get up and Spread those Rumors!

Bonus pre- order dvd:

1. I Love a Good Rumor (music video)

2. Rumors (music video)

3. Behind the Scenes with the Rumor Weed

My Coffee's Cold! (single) - Pageant Queen

The Pageant Queen came back surlier than ever with her lead single for her second album 'Tiara Wars'

I Love Pancakes! (single) - Martha and Freeman

Martha and Freeman's unexpected first single because they had to raise money for the IHOP they blew up.

Tijuana Iguana (single) - Chica Ann

Chica Ann's lead single for her second album 'Year of the Papaya'

Winkworm! (single) - Winkworm

Winkworm's first single eventually to be included on her somehow managed debut album 'Wink! and other Expressions'

I Must Kill Bill! (single) - Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton's lead single for her third studio album 'Diary of a Mad Politician'

I Love Shrubs! EP - Shrub Lover

The Shrub lover's ill- fated EP before his tragic main album release 'Emancipations of the Shrub Kind'

Tracklisting:

1. I Love Shrubs!

2. Save the Shrubs!

3. Shrubs Make the World go Round

3. I Love Shrubs! (Hillary Clinton Remix)

Michelle Obama Singles

The first 3 singles off Michelle Obama's first studio album 'It's Hard Being First Lady'